Marcus
@lithium425.bsky.social
A conscientious objector to the war that’s in my mind.
Me texting everyone while I tear the house apart looking for my phone.
November 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Me texting everyone while I tear the house apart looking for my phone.
I think our desktops needs tabs like web browsers so I can have a million of them open at the same time and then complain that my computer is slow.
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I think our desktops needs tabs like web browsers so I can have a million of them open at the same time and then complain that my computer is slow.
Viva! I’d spend several minutes a day just constantly refilling my tiny cup there 😂
November 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Viva! I’d spend several minutes a day just constantly refilling my tiny cup there 😂
For what it’s worth, they’re still not beating us in the playoffs!!
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
For what it’s worth, they’re still not beating us in the playoffs!!
Don’t worry, there’s no way Portland is beating us in the playoffs. It’s safe to go back to sleep.
November 8, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Don’t worry, there’s no way Portland is beating us in the playoffs. It’s safe to go back to sleep.
Takes longer to board than to actually get to Spokane.
November 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Takes longer to board than to actually get to Spokane.
Really need to stop feeding them after midnight!
October 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Really need to stop feeding them after midnight!
For a completely authentic experience that is at the top of the culinary food chain, I’d hit up the McDonald’s at the airport.
October 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
For a completely authentic experience that is at the top of the culinary food chain, I’d hit up the McDonald’s at the airport.
I mean, he’s almost there!
October 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I mean, he’s almost there!
Oh. That’s totally ok then. I’m just glad that it was for polluting rivers, killing wildlife, making people sick etc. and not for something like accidentally paying your neighbor’s water bill.
October 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Oh. That’s totally ok then. I’m just glad that it was for polluting rivers, killing wildlife, making people sick etc. and not for something like accidentally paying your neighbor’s water bill.
Are you sure the meter they’re billing you for is actually yours?
October 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Are you sure the meter they’re billing you for is actually yours?
What’s that saying about living long enough to become the villain?
October 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
What’s that saying about living long enough to become the villain?
It’s impossible not to think of her with all the Mariners hype and success right now 💔
September 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It’s impossible not to think of her with all the Mariners hype and success right now 💔
I’d pretend like it didn’t happen.
September 20, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I’d pretend like it didn’t happen.
Oh. I was excited at first, but I don't want to have to use my magic fairy wishes on linen.
August 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Oh. I was excited at first, but I don't want to have to use my magic fairy wishes on linen.
Wait. Wait. Wait. If I seek asylum there, I'll get a hotel where they serve burgers, pizza, and coke?
August 8, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Wait. Wait. Wait. If I seek asylum there, I'll get a hotel where they serve burgers, pizza, and coke?
You have to buy the tanning pools for people, not the pools that give the grass a tan.
July 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
You have to buy the tanning pools for people, not the pools that give the grass a tan.
I haven't willingly watched a show on NBC since Heroes, which was almost 20 years ago. Looks like they really haven't changed their formula one bit over all these years.
July 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I haven't willingly watched a show on NBC since Heroes, which was almost 20 years ago. Looks like they really haven't changed their formula one bit over all these years.
Make Tesla Great Again
July 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Make Tesla Great Again
Oh are you up in Ogden now?
June 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Oh are you up in Ogden now?