I don't "clean my teeth", I brush. Hard.

Do ya think shadow people are real, but they hide because they're shy/scared of us? Maybe they're afraid we'd hurt 'em if they showed themselves to us...

It's 2am. Do you know where your imaginary friends are?

My Kit-Kat had no cookie in it.

If a tech company invented a device that could let you double jump, how well do you think it would sell?

Some days you're the ass, other days you're the fart...

Fuckin' crazy to me watching KLK and thinking Nonon's Japanese VA sounds a lot like Neco Arc, only to look it up and Nonon's be a different actor

THEN to, by complete accident, learn that it's actually SATSUKI'S voice actor who voices Neco Arc.

So fuckin' crazy

Imagine if our vision wasn't linear but instead had a trajectory. Would be fuckin weird to look straight up and then just be looking at ourselves, but upside-down.

Sorry, Mr. Algo, you won't be getting my interest list. Those bitches hop around like coked-up frogs, so not even I can track 'em down.

Been liking Kill la Kill and Yakuza a shit ton lately though.

If Mario and Luigi are plumbers, and Wario and Waluigi are the polar inverses of them...

Are Wario and Waluigi professional toilet cloggers?