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lining up outside just to get down
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zoomed in photo of the Jared Leto Joker
May 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
literalshipley.bsky.social
Anyway here's a truck I saw the other day
a white pickup truck parked at a strip mall on a rainy day. The truck is emblazoned with Joker-related images and text: a large picture of Jared Leto's Joker, "Ha ha ha," a red bat, "Why so serious," a pair of playing cards with skulls on them, and "Question would you die for me? Thats too easy. Would you live for me?" The other side of the same truck. It has the exact same design. The "D" is missing on the "Would you live for me..."
May 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
literalshipley.bsky.social
idr where I found this
two black labradors looking at the camera. one is wearing a pink party hat and has a mopey look. the other looks grumpy and defiant
February 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
literalshipley.bsky.social
> managing alone while my menfolk are away 😪
> becoming strong and self-sufficient 😌
Wikipedia screenshot of same article: "Some wives and daughters of fishermen were notoriously loud and foul-mouthed, as noted in the expression, To swear like a fishwife as they sold fish in the marketplace. Among the reasons for their outspokenness were that their wares were highly perishable and lost value if not sold quickly, and the similarity of their product to that of others selling the same thing, with volume of voice or colourful language drawing customer attention. Also, managing alone while their menfolk were away fishing for extended periods made them strong and self-sufficient."
February 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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inclusivity win!
Wikipedia screenshot: "A fishwife, fish-fag or fishlass is a woman who sells fish. She is typically the wife of a fisherman, selling her husband's catch, but other sources of fish have been used." accompanied by an illustration of a woman in an apron holding a large basket. "fish-fag" is highlighted
February 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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that claim is not even close to accurate btw
reply to post quoted above: "TLDR: He has 2 daughters other than Vivian. It's unclear if 4 of his 13 children were conceived with IVF. We know that at least 9 were" with a link to an article titled "Elon Musk reacts to claim he's welcomed 13th child with a single word". the OP replied to them with a nerd face emoji
February 19, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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meme I made for @persimmondeluxe.bsky.social
a meme of Geordi LaForge raising a hand and making a "Now wait a minute" face at the text "When the food starch is modified," then below that, Geordi pointing and making a "Now you're talking" face at the text "When the corn starch is modified". it's like the Drake meme but better
February 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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that's a new one
screenshot reading "When expressed concern and asked when it would ship, they just cancelled the order and ghost-lighted me saying they don't offer expedited shipping, they offer express shipping and they claimed to have cancelled it at MY request, which was a lie." "ghost-lighting" is highlighted
February 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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pls don't judge me for how nasty this chair is
a big tuxedo cat lounging on a yellow maroon and green striped chair
February 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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He's helping
closeup of tuxedo cat making a goofy sleepy face
February 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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beautiful tuxedo cat in loaf position
February 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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WRONG
January 29, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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January 29, 2025 at 8:41 AM
literalshipley.bsky.social
the red is not supposed to be a blood spatter lol. this is the whole page. clue in upper right hand corner.....
January 28, 2025 at 9:51 AM
literalshipley.bsky.social
I'm learning watercolors. guess who this is
January 28, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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some good sax from Sunday night @tmbg.bsky.social
December 11, 2024 at 5:12 AM
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big one
August 7, 2024 at 10:35 PM
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about 5 sec before he fell on my head
a very large tuxedo cat with a huge head looms above you
July 29, 2024 at 2:53 PM
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Nightshade
February 6, 2024 at 3:07 AM
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The full story is in the gfm but if you have any questions please ask :) We're gonna fight for him but we need all the help we can get. thanks again !
closeup of a black cat closing his eyes in a blissful expression
December 19, 2023 at 2:46 PM
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eyes still inflamed but he's very happy
a large black cat being scritched on the head, closing his eyes in a blissful expression a large black cat lounging on the floor next to a towel with a colorful print of tigers and leaves. his eyes are closed a little and the inside corners are reddish
December 14, 2023 at 8:34 AM
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have u ever seen A Angel
closeup of a large black cat facing the camera and closing his eyes in a blissful expression
December 14, 2023 at 8:22 AM
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this was yesterday, his eyes look so much better now
a very large black cat on the counter at a vet's office, right below the computer monitor, stretched out like he's trying to look at something
December 13, 2023 at 3:12 PM
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there are all these posts like this,, like damn just let people be horny on craigslist again
Craigslist post in pets: "Looking for boa. Not picky on gender or genetics. Prefer something handleable. Potentially open to other snakes as well." Craigslist post in lost & found: "Lost my friend who enjoyed SSUKKING me. Lost my friend who enjoyed tasting my Hard CCock"
December 11, 2023 at 9:02 PM
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Oh. ok
Craigslist listing for "Kinky couch sex chaise lounge" - $700 - photo is a bright red leather furniture item with black wedge pillows. description: "Kinky couch sex chaise lounge. With love pillows and arm & leg restraints. it's almost brand new!!"
December 11, 2023 at 4:27 AM