Griffin Prall
@literallyagriffin.bsky.social
I do cartoons and movies. At least 20% of my total surface area covered in cat hair at all times, guaranteed.
Ionically, trying to change the name of the Department of Defense to the Department of War is the LEAST Orwellian thing this administration is doing.
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Ionically, trying to change the name of the Department of Defense to the Department of War is the LEAST Orwellian thing this administration is doing.
Oh yeah, Hallowenis
November 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Oh yeah, Hallowenis
I went into a coffee shop and they were playing Time Warp on the speakers and I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THE DANCE, society truly has crumbled.
October 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I went into a coffee shop and they were playing Time Warp on the speakers and I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THE DANCE, society truly has crumbled.
Do you think cats roll around on the floor and in the dirt and in oil slicks and whatever that so it's like seasoning when they clean themselves?
August 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Do you think cats roll around on the floor and in the dirt and in oil slicks and whatever that so it's like seasoning when they clean themselves?
Don't get on my bad side, or I might just say something funny about you to myself a bunch of hours later and there's nothing you can do about it.
August 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Don't get on my bad side, or I might just say something funny about you to myself a bunch of hours later and there's nothing you can do about it.
POV: what it's like to go on a date with me. (Or have any sort of conversation, really).
August 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
POV: what it's like to go on a date with me. (Or have any sort of conversation, really).
One thing about the discourse around the tariffs that people haven't really touched on is the fact that the president doesn't know how spending money works. He understands the part where people give HIM money, but he's literally never had to worry about how much something costs in his life.
August 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
One thing about the discourse around the tariffs that people haven't really touched on is the fact that the president doesn't know how spending money works. He understands the part where people give HIM money, but he's literally never had to worry about how much something costs in his life.
Exactly as Fellini intended, though at the time they would release dozens of geese into the theater to distract audiences. Not much has changed in half a century, isn't cinema magical?
i watched 8½ without my glasses on, with vaseline splattered on my tv, facing 45 degrees away from the center of my tv, with burlap bags over the speakers, constantly turning the volume up and down, playing angry birds on my phone and let me tell you, that movie sucks, i couldn't follow it at all
July 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Exactly as Fellini intended, though at the time they would release dozens of geese into the theater to distract audiences. Not much has changed in half a century, isn't cinema magical?
Thank you for the hearing loss, Ozzy 🦇
July 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Thank you for the hearing loss, Ozzy 🦇
Elden Ring: Nightreign combines all the cool aspects of a Souls game with all the utter baloney of an online multiplayer hero game, including such favorites as, "mechanics that actively stop you from playing the game," and "where the hell is my team?"
July 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Elden Ring: Nightreign combines all the cool aspects of a Souls game with all the utter baloney of an online multiplayer hero game, including such favorites as, "mechanics that actively stop you from playing the game," and "where the hell is my team?"
Had a dream last night that I was in a small-town beauty pageant and for the Q&A portion I had to explain the Hero's Journey storytelling structure to Killer Mike.
July 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Had a dream last night that I was in a small-town beauty pageant and for the Q&A portion I had to explain the Hero's Journey storytelling structure to Killer Mike.
Went to the Adventure Zone live show in Anaheim last night, which was happening directly next to the Angels' stadium, and I've never seen a bigger clash of jocks and dork-ass nerds than when they all tried to leave the same parking lot at the same time.
July 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Went to the Adventure Zone live show in Anaheim last night, which was happening directly next to the Angels' stadium, and I've never seen a bigger clash of jocks and dork-ass nerds than when they all tried to leave the same parking lot at the same time.
Shall I consume the Crab Water from Walmart? Will it accelerate my hallowed carcinization, as we are all destined? I feel the compulsion... Ｉ ｍｕｓｔ ＨＹＤＲＡＴＥ
July 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Shall I consume the Crab Water from Walmart? Will it accelerate my hallowed carcinization, as we are all destined? I feel the compulsion... Ｉ ｍｕｓｔ ＨＹＤＲＡＴＥ
I think I have finally seen the worst thing. It's pretty freeing knowing it's all going to be uphill from here, though.
June 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I think I have finally seen the worst thing. It's pretty freeing knowing it's all going to be uphill from here, though.
If you see this, quote with an energy you bring to BlueSky
June 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
If you see this, quote with an energy you bring to BlueSky
My neighborhood in LA is full of yuppies, so it has its fair share of Republicans. Can't help but notice none of them are wearing their stupid hats lately for some reason...
June 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
My neighborhood in LA is full of yuppies, so it has its fair share of Republicans. Can't help but notice none of them are wearing their stupid hats lately for some reason...
Last night I watched Predator, followed up immediately with a bargain basement copy called ROBOWAR, which really felt like someone fell asleep watching Predator and woke up during Robocop, thought it was still the same movie and went, "ok yeah I get the idea, time to write a screenplay!"
June 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Last night I watched Predator, followed up immediately with a bargain basement copy called ROBOWAR, which really felt like someone fell asleep watching Predator and woke up during Robocop, thought it was still the same movie and went, "ok yeah I get the idea, time to write a screenplay!"
How am I supposed to pick between two movies featuring an unstoppable soulless killing machine with lifeless, black eyes, like a doll's eyes?
May 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
How am I supposed to pick between two movies featuring an unstoppable soulless killing machine with lifeless, black eyes, like a doll's eyes?
Do people who work at Games Workshop get a Warhammer 401K?
May 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Do people who work at Games Workshop get a Warhammer 401K?
An EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEEK at The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2!! Nintendo and Illumination bring you their MOST MARKETABLE MOVIE YET! (Disclaimer: footage may not represent the final product, there may have been some budget cuts in the name of maximizing profits).
May 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
An EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEEK at The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2!! Nintendo and Illumination bring you their MOST MARKETABLE MOVIE YET! (Disclaimer: footage may not represent the final product, there may have been some budget cuts in the name of maximizing profits).
BEEFY RED LADY LIKE SMOOCH
(Repost from Instagram because I gotta feed the content pit)
#baldursgate3 #bg3 #baldursgate #larianstudios #larian #karlach #tiefling #dungeonsanddragons #dnd #videogames #games #gaming #animation #cartoon #art #innuendo #charismacheck #incrediblysubtle
(Repost from Instagram because I gotta feed the content pit)
#baldursgate3 #bg3 #baldursgate #larianstudios #larian #karlach #tiefling #dungeonsanddragons #dnd #videogames #games #gaming #animation #cartoon #art #innuendo #charismacheck #incrediblysubtle
May 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
BEEFY RED LADY LIKE SMOOCH
(Repost from Instagram because I gotta feed the content pit)
#baldursgate3 #bg3 #baldursgate #larianstudios #larian #karlach #tiefling #dungeonsanddragons #dnd #videogames #games #gaming #animation #cartoon #art #innuendo #charismacheck #incrediblysubtle
(Repost from Instagram because I gotta feed the content pit)
#baldursgate3 #bg3 #baldursgate #larianstudios #larian #karlach #tiefling #dungeonsanddragons #dnd #videogames #games #gaming #animation #cartoon #art #innuendo #charismacheck #incrediblysubtle
Normalize chanting "SPEECH! SPEECH! SPEECH!" after the servers finish singing Happy Birthday for somebody at the other end of the restaurant.
May 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Normalize chanting "SPEECH! SPEECH! SPEECH!" after the servers finish singing Happy Birthday for somebody at the other end of the restaurant.
Lil sneak peek at something I'm hoping to have finished pretty soon...
April 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Lil sneak peek at something I'm hoping to have finished pretty soon...
I was on a 10 hour flight the other day, and because I have no respect for the human soul I decided to watch as many of the modern US Godzilla-verse movies as possible. Here are my takeaways... 🧵
April 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I was on a 10 hour flight the other day, and because I have no respect for the human soul I decided to watch as many of the modern US Godzilla-verse movies as possible. Here are my takeaways... 🧵