Rubbing topical hormone gel all over your body using her body.

Libs aren't willing to get angry enough to actually put fear into their hearts. You don't need to go full blown violent or whatever to start. You just need to scare them into thinking they'll never have a moment of joy ever again.

That's legit valid as hell! It's not gonna be that way for everyone for sure. And hey, this version might even be better for certain kids (actual dark corn mazes can be scary for some ages after all).

I guess I just wish all the options were accessible for everyone.

In a way, I think that's what bothers me. We live in a world where the wonder of going through that real life field is being gatekept from folks, and they gotta use these little simulacrums instead because "it's the best we can do." And that makes me sad.

I wrote about how they almost did a Ghost Stories in all those pieces about abridged series for a reason!