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doorknob
@literaldoorknob.bsky.social
esoteric internet nanocelebrity (fancy way of saying like 3 ppl know me)
DOOR HANDLES DNI!!!!
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honestly flabbergasts me that people are still reposting variations of this throwaway ranking image that NOBODY KNOWS that I MADE (even though the OG was so wonky lmao) over 2 yrs later
+props to anyone who can find the original msg in the 2nd screenshot
July 15, 2025 at 7:25 AM
gotta love how when i went on vacation to poland roblox automatically updated my account location using my phone's location but they won't change it back now that i'm back home in ireland unless i go to support and whip out proof of residency documents.
10/10 system
July 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
can people stop calling every silly colon three roblox avatar that just happens to be a modernized version of a classic character ''retroslop'' and go back to complaining about goonerslop
June 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
in other news radiohead predicted silksong
June 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
my friend has the most evil ass haunted birthday (june 22)
June 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
January 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM