Lit Couture
@litcouture.bsky.social
Book enthusiast and personal library curator, former non-swearer, Mom by day and Booktuber by night BUT now can probably be found screaming into the abyss since WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A COUP.
Oh, and cyberwar is still war so catch up, NATO.
Oh, and cyberwar is still war so catch up, NATO.
STOP, you did NOT just say that, I am GAGGING over here 💀
July 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
STOP, you did NOT just say that, I am GAGGING over here 💀
They are SOOOOO dang cute and soooo fluffy, OhmyGOODNESS! Look at those faces!! You understand Yorkitude then…we serve them. But we’re well rewarded.
July 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
They are SOOOOO dang cute and soooo fluffy, OhmyGOODNESS! Look at those faces!! You understand Yorkitude then…we serve them. But we’re well rewarded.
The other one is part Yorkie, part imp (again with the table!) and will drive you to insanity and then provide the snuggle therapy afterwards. They’re the best. 💕
July 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The other one is part Yorkie, part imp (again with the table!) and will drive you to insanity and then provide the snuggle therapy afterwards. They’re the best. 💕
Here’s our artistic angel Toby, a rescue from down south who is possibly the perfect dog and currently hiding in my daughter’s closet because it’s thundering. Both current dogs don’t understand coffee tables, it’s weird.
July 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Here’s our artistic angel Toby, a rescue from down south who is possibly the perfect dog and currently hiding in my daughter’s closet because it’s thundering. Both current dogs don’t understand coffee tables, it’s weird.
…I would literally let her throw up on me.
July 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
…I would literally let her throw up on me.
Totally worth the middle of the night disasters. Where do they even sleep otherwise? Our current two are the BEST snugglers— the Yorkie always knows when I’m sad and turns himself into a little weighted blanket, and I wait until my husband falls asleep to steal the big one for a giant teddy bear.
July 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Totally worth the middle of the night disasters. Where do they even sleep otherwise? Our current two are the BEST snugglers— the Yorkie always knows when I’m sad and turns himself into a little weighted blanket, and I wait until my husband falls asleep to steal the big one for a giant teddy bear.
I am QUITE relieved I was picturing the absolute wrong thing, I was a little worried about your comfort there for a sec. Also your stuffie is utterly adorable!
July 25, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I am QUITE relieved I was picturing the absolute wrong thing, I was a little worried about your comfort there for a sec. Also your stuffie is utterly adorable!
Ah, you haven’t seen my husband paint. You see, our tarp will outlast the cockroaches when the world ends, and very well may act like a lightly impressionable net to catch the meteor (if thats how it goes down) with crinkles that can genuinely be heard on ANOTHER FLOOR.
July 25, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Ah, you haven’t seen my husband paint. You see, our tarp will outlast the cockroaches when the world ends, and very well may act like a lightly impressionable net to catch the meteor (if thats how it goes down) with crinkles that can genuinely be heard on ANOTHER FLOOR.
…so the painter’s tarp sounds nice. Very efficient. Maybe even have a bit of a white noise effect if you guys aren’t still sleepers.
(Sorry, I tried!)
(Sorry, I tried!)
July 25, 2025 at 9:34 AM
…so the painter’s tarp sounds nice. Very efficient. Maybe even have a bit of a white noise effect if you guys aren’t still sleepers.
(Sorry, I tried!)
(Sorry, I tried!)
Nooo, you poor thing! But might I suggest washable waterproof mattress protectors, which must be less crinkly, softer, and now come in all sizes? I know they’re meant for kids when they’re potty-training or the elderly, but they work GREAT for pets— we keep back-ups so we’re always, er, covered.
July 25, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Nooo, you poor thing! But might I suggest washable waterproof mattress protectors, which must be less crinkly, softer, and now come in all sizes? I know they’re meant for kids when they’re potty-training or the elderly, but they work GREAT for pets— we keep back-ups so we’re always, er, covered.
Wait, fight the OWLS? I have to ask: have your dogs mastered flight somehow? Because, if so, you have bigger problems than badly timed poops and heroic fits of gas…
July 25, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Wait, fight the OWLS? I have to ask: have your dogs mastered flight somehow? Because, if so, you have bigger problems than badly timed poops and heroic fits of gas…
I beg of you, do not expound any further on the “juicy” monicker, that image has already gone from vivid to a downright multi-sensory experience. But I bet she was also an absolute sweetheart so somehow you didn’t mind TOO much, just like I forgive my Yorkie for trying to pee on all my shoes.
July 25, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I beg of you, do not expound any further on the “juicy” monicker, that image has already gone from vivid to a downright multi-sensory experience. But I bet she was also an absolute sweetheart so somehow you didn’t mind TOO much, just like I forgive my Yorkie for trying to pee on all my shoes.
Also Dogs: Yur-Yur-Yurgghhtcchh
Me: *Instantly awake from dead sleep*
Dogs: YUUUUURGGGTTCCHHHHHHH!
Me: NOOOOOOOO!!! Get off the bed, the off, get off the bed, get on the hard wood floor, get on the…
Dogs: Blleeeetttcchhhhh.
And this is why there is a blanket over the duvet cover. Always.
Me: *Instantly awake from dead sleep*
Dogs: YUUUUURGGGTTCCHHHHHHH!
Me: NOOOOOOOO!!! Get off the bed, the off, get off the bed, get on the hard wood floor, get on the…
Dogs: Blleeeetttcchhhhh.
And this is why there is a blanket over the duvet cover. Always.
July 25, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Also Dogs: Yur-Yur-Yurgghhtcchh
Me: *Instantly awake from dead sleep*
Dogs: YUUUUURGGGTTCCHHHHHHH!
Me: NOOOOOOOO!!! Get off the bed, the off, get off the bed, get on the hard wood floor, get on the…
Dogs: Blleeeetttcchhhhh.
And this is why there is a blanket over the duvet cover. Always.
Me: *Instantly awake from dead sleep*
Dogs: YUUUUURGGGTTCCHHHHHHH!
Me: NOOOOOOOO!!! Get off the bed, the off, get off the bed, get on the hard wood floor, get on the…
Dogs: Blleeeetttcchhhhh.
And this is why there is a blanket over the duvet cover. Always.
Well OBVIOUSLY he wasn’t going get it completely right, the mierable tangerine twatwaffle. Even when TACO tries to commit he can’t manage to go all the way, it’s almost like he’s the most incompetent president in history— oh, oh wait. There it is. But he’ll say he was the bestest anyway.
June 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Well OBVIOUSLY he wasn’t going get it completely right, the mierable tangerine twatwaffle. Even when TACO tries to commit he can’t manage to go all the way, it’s almost like he’s the most incompetent president in history— oh, oh wait. There it is. But he’ll say he was the bestest anyway.
I fail to see the problem.
Unless he tries to turkeysplain how to drive— I imagine it comes out quite even more, er, garbled (gobbled?) than the nonsense we’re used to. Nothing worse than a fowl backseat driver. Right, Tom?
Unless he tries to turkeysplain how to drive— I imagine it comes out quite even more, er, garbled (gobbled?) than the nonsense we’re used to. Nothing worse than a fowl backseat driver. Right, Tom?
May 21, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I fail to see the problem.
Unless he tries to turkeysplain how to drive— I imagine it comes out quite even more, er, garbled (gobbled?) than the nonsense we’re used to. Nothing worse than a fowl backseat driver. Right, Tom?
Unless he tries to turkeysplain how to drive— I imagine it comes out quite even more, er, garbled (gobbled?) than the nonsense we’re used to. Nothing worse than a fowl backseat driver. Right, Tom?
You’re on the wrong app if you’re going to fawn over Katy Perry right now. And with that, I am done wasting words on an article I am annoyed exists. Hope you’re getting your 50501 on, have a good weekend, and remember people can be annoyed by things and THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE.
April 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
You’re on the wrong app if you’re going to fawn over Katy Perry right now. And with that, I am done wasting words on an article I am annoyed exists. Hope you’re getting your 50501 on, have a good weekend, and remember people can be annoyed by things and THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE.
And if that excerpt is your proof of “razor” criticism, I question your reasoning skills. Every fluff piece glosses over some negative aspects of a career, to avoid complete appearance of bias. Also, ChatGPT didn’t exist when I got any of my degrees, but ad hominem attacks are never impressive.
April 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
And if that excerpt is your proof of “razor” criticism, I question your reasoning skills. Every fluff piece glosses over some negative aspects of a career, to avoid complete appearance of bias. Also, ChatGPT didn’t exist when I got any of my degrees, but ad hominem attacks are never impressive.
I have nothing to prove to a stranger who for some reason is bothered by the fact that a bunch of people didn’t like the AP posting about someone we all distasteful after her space stunt right now. Laws are a little shaky right now, and I’m not accusing the AP of anything for real, but honestly? Ick
April 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I have nothing to prove to a stranger who for some reason is bothered by the fact that a bunch of people didn’t like the AP posting about someone we all distasteful after her space stunt right now. Laws are a little shaky right now, and I’m not accusing the AP of anything for real, but honestly? Ick
I have a master’s, thanks. It’s a thinly disguised bit of propaganda, arranged to be put out now that she’s trending. Her agents wanted something splashy because her last single(s) tanked and the AP has to make money. Sure, it’s an article, but it’s hardly news: we call these fluff pieces.
April 19, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I have a master’s, thanks. It’s a thinly disguised bit of propaganda, arranged to be put out now that she’s trending. Her agents wanted something splashy because her last single(s) tanked and the AP has to make money. Sure, it’s an article, but it’s hardly news: we call these fluff pieces.
Gosh, I am so sorry to have offended a Katy Perry fan— I just didn’t realize there were any left! I clearly left the sharks and kitty out of it, so fun remains. You need to calm down, my little wet blanket—I can’t imagine being so offended by someone’s dislike of blatant press releases!
April 19, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Gosh, I am so sorry to have offended a Katy Perry fan— I just didn’t realize there were any left! I clearly left the sharks and kitty out of it, so fun remains. You need to calm down, my little wet blanket—I can’t imagine being so offended by someone’s dislike of blatant press releases!
…becoming? My goodness, aren’t you an optimist! You make a good point though— maybe Canada can sleep a little easier than we thought.
April 19, 2025 at 9:28 AM
…becoming? My goodness, aren’t you an optimist! You make a good point though— maybe Canada can sleep a little easier than we thought.
I see, yes, that would generally incite sadness in most human beings with the emotional capacity of a cumquat. And so John, tell me, at what point was it that you realized you were in a cult?
April 19, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I see, yes, that would generally incite sadness in most human beings with the emotional capacity of a cumquat. And so John, tell me, at what point was it that you realized you were in a cult?
Noooo, delete! Do you WANT them to try change the flag next? It’s not like they’ll read the text— let’s be honest, I’m pretty sure presidential briefings are coloring pages. I can barely draw our current flag! (Anyone else hate counting out the fifty stars and always running out of room in school?)
April 19, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Noooo, delete! Do you WANT them to try change the flag next? It’s not like they’ll read the text— let’s be honest, I’m pretty sure presidential briefings are coloring pages. I can barely draw our current flag! (Anyone else hate counting out the fifty stars and always running out of room in school?)