@listingportside.bsky.social
Recovering spokesmodel. Aspiring trust fund hippie.
The tree guy?
January 18, 2026 at 4:07 PM
The tree guy?
It’s going to end in a circular firing squad isn’t it.
January 18, 2026 at 3:52 PM
It’s going to end in a circular firing squad isn’t it.
Could I interest you in some old show choir trophies?
January 16, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Could I interest you in some old show choir trophies?
I love a good “Sir” story.
January 16, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I love a good “Sir” story.
Will we be unceremoniously stealing these minerals from other countries?
January 15, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Will we be unceremoniously stealing these minerals from other countries?
We talkin’ bone saws or what.
January 14, 2026 at 11:08 PM
We talkin’ bone saws or what.
Maybe he shouldn’t have gotten a running start and awkwardly hurled himself onto the hood of the car holding a gun in one hand and a cell phone in the other.
January 14, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Maybe he shouldn’t have gotten a running start and awkwardly hurled himself onto the hood of the car holding a gun in one hand and a cell phone in the other.
Mine is in dry dock for repairs. The salt spray has tarnished the gold leaf trim on the observation deck.
January 14, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Mine is in dry dock for repairs. The salt spray has tarnished the gold leaf trim on the observation deck.
Elon had better not be sending his welfare checks to his various baby mommas languishing abroad in Santorini or whatevs.
January 12, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Elon had better not be sending his welfare checks to his various baby mommas languishing abroad in Santorini or whatevs.
The anti college shtick is a ploy to keep the poor and middle class away from the corridors of power in politics, finance and C suite corporate jobs. Here’s your wrench Bubba, go fix an air conditioner.
January 12, 2026 at 4:42 PM
The anti college shtick is a ploy to keep the poor and middle class away from the corridors of power in politics, finance and C suite corporate jobs. Here’s your wrench Bubba, go fix an air conditioner.
A mariachi band would be ideal.
January 10, 2026 at 7:31 PM
A mariachi band would be ideal.
Remember, white republican straight men only, and no fatties.
January 8, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Remember, white republican straight men only, and no fatties.
Did they not buy his crypto or what?-
January 8, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Did they not buy his crypto or what?-
Cool. When can I expect my profit sharing check?
January 7, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Cool. When can I expect my profit sharing check?
It’s his fault for not monetizing his property effectively. He could be running a day care center and a meth lab outta there. Some of that furniture could fetch a tidy sum.
January 7, 2026 at 3:24 PM
It’s his fault for not monetizing his property effectively. He could be running a day care center and a meth lab outta there. Some of that furniture could fetch a tidy sum.
Chuck Norris and Winona Ryder would like a word.
January 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Chuck Norris and Winona Ryder would like a word.
My donkey cart is hastening forthwith 10% of my turnip yield your grace.
January 7, 2026 at 3:11 PM
My donkey cart is hastening forthwith 10% of my turnip yield your grace.
When can we expect our profit sharing checks?
January 6, 2026 at 8:34 PM
When can we expect our profit sharing checks?
To what end Donald?
January 6, 2026 at 7:26 PM
To what end Donald?
He is a rectal polyp.
January 6, 2026 at 1:30 AM
He is a rectal polyp.
Foreign deployment isn’t what the maga boys had in mind. They just wanted to dress in tactical gear and rough up some brown people, then go to Longhorn Steakhouse afterwards.
January 5, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Foreign deployment isn’t what the maga boys had in mind. They just wanted to dress in tactical gear and rough up some brown people, then go to Longhorn Steakhouse afterwards.