Melissa Stewart
@lissajostewart.bsky.social
Civil Rights Lawyer | Drag is not a crime | 🏳🌈 | lissajostewart@gmail.com | Memphis | they/she
It’s feeling rather cozy in here
November 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
It’s feeling rather cozy in here
This year’s menu:
- Gorgonzola-stuffed bacon-wrapped dates
- mashed sweet potatoes
- pancetta peas
- cheddar jalapeño cornbread
- mac & cheese (Midwestern poor people version, which I grew up on and which you can take out of my cold dead hands).
Pumpkin pie to follow.
Happy Thanksgiving, oomfs.
- Gorgonzola-stuffed bacon-wrapped dates
- mashed sweet potatoes
- pancetta peas
- cheddar jalapeño cornbread
- mac & cheese (Midwestern poor people version, which I grew up on and which you can take out of my cold dead hands).
Pumpkin pie to follow.
Happy Thanksgiving, oomfs.
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
This year’s menu:
- Gorgonzola-stuffed bacon-wrapped dates
- mashed sweet potatoes
- pancetta peas
- cheddar jalapeño cornbread
- mac & cheese (Midwestern poor people version, which I grew up on and which you can take out of my cold dead hands).
Pumpkin pie to follow.
Happy Thanksgiving, oomfs.
- Gorgonzola-stuffed bacon-wrapped dates
- mashed sweet potatoes
- pancetta peas
- cheddar jalapeño cornbread
- mac & cheese (Midwestern poor people version, which I grew up on and which you can take out of my cold dead hands).
Pumpkin pie to follow.
Happy Thanksgiving, oomfs.
I’m not saying that Trump’s speech last night was AI, but also yes I am.
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I’m not saying that Trump’s speech last night was AI, but also yes I am.
No longer a jobless gaylor
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
No longer a jobless gaylor
You’ll be visited by three spirits
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
You’ll be visited by three spirits
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
I gave her one kiss too many.
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I gave her one kiss too many.
I am going to walk into the sea
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I am going to walk into the sea
She doesn’t know what capitalism is
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
She doesn’t know what capitalism is
These prices would *maybe* be justifiable if this were embroidery, like the work jacket she sold last year.
But this is printed. $150 for sweats with a printed design.
But this is printed. $150 for sweats with a printed design.
November 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
These prices would *maybe* be justifiable if this were embroidery, like the work jacket she sold last year.
But this is printed. $150 for sweats with a printed design.
But this is printed. $150 for sweats with a printed design.
I’ve been here for 18 years, I have a LOT of Taylor merch. The original folklore cardigan was $49.
Now she’s charging $75 for a blanket that is sized for a toddler.
Now she’s charging $75 for a blanket that is sized for a toddler.
November 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I’ve been here for 18 years, I have a LOT of Taylor merch. The original folklore cardigan was $49.
Now she’s charging $75 for a blanket that is sized for a toddler.
Now she’s charging $75 for a blanket that is sized for a toddler.
My makeup before and after seeing a pre-screening of Wicked: For Good
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
My makeup before and after seeing a pre-screening of Wicked: For Good
She loves heated blanket season
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
She loves heated blanket season
Thrilled that I get to be the person to share this with you (Bubba is Bill Clinton)
November 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Thrilled that I get to be the person to share this with you (Bubba is Bill Clinton)
The scream I scrumpt
November 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The scream I scrumpt
What are we doing here
November 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
What are we doing here
I missed the first 20ish minutes of yesterday’s argument so I’m catching up, and LOL.
November 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I missed the first 20ish minutes of yesterday’s argument so I’m catching up, and LOL.
Three pieces of paper taped to the wall lmaooooooo
November 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Three pieces of paper taped to the wall lmaooooooo
The rebound woke is hitting like a cigarette on a winter night on the back porch of the drag bar
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The rebound woke is hitting like a cigarette on a winter night on the back porch of the drag bar
It started with putting food out for the stray cat (whose name is Jeremy Bearamy – he has also acquired a bed and a heated house) and now we accidentally have a raccoon and two possums.
October 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
It started with putting food out for the stray cat (whose name is Jeremy Bearamy – he has also acquired a bed and a heated house) and now we accidentally have a raccoon and two possums.
June why would you do this to me
October 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
June why would you do this to me