Counter proposal: if using a tiny mic, you are required to be doing so around a tiny tea table. With kids pouring imaginary tea for you.

That tracks.

And watch his reactions tomorrow.....

Seems niche for most, but you should check out Prairie Village, KS (Kansas City suburb)......
Conservatives spent over $250k to try to overturn the city government structure and not only lost, but all their supported candidates lost too!
Tides are turning.

Did anyone think they would be good at it??