Lish McBride
@lishmcbride.bsky.social
Former indie bookseller and cursed object, current feral goblin bard spinning coffee and spite into books about necromancers, werewolves, and delightful weirdos. (She/her)
A very fancy glass of bourbon for Santa
December 25, 2025 at 7:10 AM
A very fancy glass of bourbon for Santa
Smalls insisted we leave out a glass of bourbon.
December 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Smalls insisted we leave out a glass of bourbon.
Smalls: I found the best book at the school library.
Me: great!
The book:
Me: great!
The book:
December 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Smalls: I found the best book at the school library.
Me: great!
The book:
Me: great!
The book:
Friends, a little gift from me to you—the ebook of Necromancing the Stone is on sale for 2.99 across all platforms. This is the new edition with two bonus short stories. Goes until 12/9!
🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁
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December 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Friends, a little gift from me to you—the ebook of Necromancing the Stone is on sale for 2.99 across all platforms. This is the new edition with two bonus short stories. Goes until 12/9!
🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁
🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁
More kind words for Most Likely to Murder, out 3/26, this time from Marissa Meyer! 🥰
November 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
More kind words for Most Likely to Murder, out 3/26, this time from Marissa Meyer! 🥰
Tonight film has me explaining to Smalls who Rowdy Roddy Piper is.
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Tonight film has me explaining to Smalls who Rowdy Roddy Piper is.
Online store is up in case anyone wants to trade their digital lucre for copies of my books. 💕
November 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Online store is up in case anyone wants to trade their digital lucre for copies of my books. 💕
Some kind words about Most Likely to Murder from @kendareblake.bsky.social 🥰
November 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Some kind words about Most Likely to Murder from @kendareblake.bsky.social 🥰
This is what he painted.
It looks something out of a BDSM catalogue.
It looks something out of a BDSM catalogue.
October 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This is what he painted.
It looks something out of a BDSM catalogue.
It looks something out of a BDSM catalogue.
We went to a party last night and Smalls painted a pumpkin for Halloween. He wanted to paint a plague doctor mask, because that’s what he’s going to be for Halloween. In case any of you need a reminder, this is what a plague doctor mask looks like.
October 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
We went to a party last night and Smalls painted a pumpkin for Halloween. He wanted to paint a plague doctor mask, because that’s what he’s going to be for Halloween. In case any of you need a reminder, this is what a plague doctor mask looks like.
Most Likely to Murder is now on NetGalley as a Read Now book!
October 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Most Likely to Murder is now on NetGalley as a Read Now book!
You’re classy, but are you THIS classy?
October 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
You’re classy, but are you THIS classy?
Some kind words about my upcoming book, Most Likely to Murder, from Caleb Roehrig!
October 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Some kind words about my upcoming book, Most Likely to Murder, from Caleb Roehrig!
Tonight’s film is a family favorite:
October 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Tonight’s film is a family favorite:
A poet friend of mine sent this to me this morning and it hit me hard and I thought maybe a few of you might need it, too. (Poem by Abby Murray)
October 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
A poet friend of mine sent this to me this morning and it hit me hard and I thought maybe a few of you might need it, too. (Poem by Abby Murray)
…it is still an unstoppable juggernaut in humorous teen nonfiction. Hoping to dominate women’s fiction and cookbooks. Maybe woodworking books? The sky is the limit! The world is my oyster! I will stop at nothing but complete mastery over every single genre.
October 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
…it is still an unstoppable juggernaut in humorous teen nonfiction. Hoping to dominate women’s fiction and cookbooks. Maybe woodworking books? The sky is the limit! The world is my oyster! I will stop at nothing but complete mastery over every single genre.
Hold Me Closer, Necromancer is still on sale for 1.99 across most platforms! Which means…
October 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Hold Me Closer, Necromancer is still on sale for 1.99 across most platforms! Which means…
With HMCN still on sale, it’s #1 on delightfully niche rankings. #2 in Teen shifter fiction? Excellent. #1 in humorous teen fiction? Wonderful.
But the continued dominance humorous nonfiction is giving me life.
But the continued dominance humorous nonfiction is giving me life.
October 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
With HMCN still on sale, it’s #1 on delightfully niche rankings. #2 in Teen shifter fiction? Excellent. #1 in humorous teen fiction? Wonderful.
But the continued dominance humorous nonfiction is giving me life.
But the continued dominance humorous nonfiction is giving me life.
I am briefly dominating the very niche category of both fictional and nonfictional teen humor. *turns on We are the Champions*
October 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I am briefly dominating the very niche category of both fictional and nonfictional teen humor. *turns on We are the Champions*
Because of the sale HMCN has a wee orange banner for a moment, which is great, but also I have follow up questions. Mostly centered around the word, “nonfiction.”
October 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Because of the sale HMCN has a wee orange banner for a moment, which is great, but also I have follow up questions. Mostly centered around the word, “nonfiction.”
Hold Me Closer, Necromancer is currently on sale across most platforms. 1.99 for the ebook for however long it lasts. (No one tells me these things.)
October 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Hold Me Closer, Necromancer is currently on sale across most platforms. 1.99 for the ebook for however long it lasts. (No one tells me these things.)
Smalls and I are still feeling pretty gross after our boosters, so we’re having another movie night.
October 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Smalls and I are still feeling pretty gross after our boosters, so we’re having another movie night.
