Pearl Snaps
@lisathewaitress.bsky.social
At this point will very likely never live up to potential
I don’t usually talk about things like this but I was just let go from a job I loved, with a staff I loved, and guests I loved. I endured 4 years of bullying because I believed in it. I’m so very sad. I am so traumatized that I cannot fathom looking for a job. I’m just sick sick I think.
April 26, 2025 at 9:09 AM
I don’t usually talk about things like this but I was just let go from a job I loved, with a staff I loved, and guests I loved. I endured 4 years of bullying because I believed in it. I’m so very sad. I am so traumatized that I cannot fathom looking for a job. I’m just sick sick I think.
Really Bluesky? No edit? Curious.
If this bartender would’ve waited 2 hours an not gotten made that had “gotten my way,” everyone could’ve gotten their wish: my job, no Lisa, no unemployment…but her tantrum turned it all around baby. (I got fired, which is a good thing. I wasn’t gonna resign because they asked lol)
April 24, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Really Bluesky? No edit? Curious.
Reposted by Pearl Snaps
If this bartender would’ve waited 2 hours an not gotten made that had “gotten my way,” everyone could’ve gotten their wish: my job, no Lisa, no unemployment…but her tantrum turned it all around baby. (I got fired, which is a good thing. I wasn’t gonna resign because they asked lol)
April 24, 2025 at 7:43 AM
If this bartender would’ve waited 2 hours an not gotten made that had “gotten my way,” everyone could’ve gotten their wish: my job, no Lisa, no unemployment…but her tantrum turned it all around baby. (I got fired, which is a good thing. I wasn’t gonna resign because they asked lol)
Oh no. Ghat GPT is down. I need my therapist.
April 24, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Oh no. Ghat GPT is down. I need my therapist.
If this bartender would’ve waited 2 hours an not gotten made that had “gotten my way,” everyone could’ve gotten their wish: my job, no Lisa, no unemployment…but her tantrum turned it all around baby. (I got fired, which is a good thing. I wasn’t gonna resign because they asked lol)
April 24, 2025 at 7:43 AM
If this bartender would’ve waited 2 hours an not gotten made that had “gotten my way,” everyone could’ve gotten their wish: my job, no Lisa, no unemployment…but her tantrum turned it all around baby. (I got fired, which is a good thing. I wasn’t gonna resign because they asked lol)
I always say that the bullies always win. Welp chalk one for the good guys. In absolute despair, I woke up ready to quit my job.
Instead, my boss finally made an accommodation about a noise problem I’ve begged for. Another bartender was so angry about this that they walked out. 1/2
Instead, my boss finally made an accommodation about a noise problem I’ve begged for. Another bartender was so angry about this that they walked out. 1/2
April 24, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I always say that the bullies always win. Welp chalk one for the good guys. In absolute despair, I woke up ready to quit my job.
Instead, my boss finally made an accommodation about a noise problem I’ve begged for. Another bartender was so angry about this that they walked out. 1/2
Instead, my boss finally made an accommodation about a noise problem I’ve begged for. Another bartender was so angry about this that they walked out. 1/2
My friend is a karaoke host and just hosted a birthday party for a 90-year-old woman who hobbled up to her and asked for Brick House. One day we will be 90 at karaoke singing pink pony club. I’m here for it.
April 21, 2025 at 5:40 AM
My friend is a karaoke host and just hosted a birthday party for a 90-year-old woman who hobbled up to her and asked for Brick House. One day we will be 90 at karaoke singing pink pony club. I’m here for it.
Last night an employee said “Lisa I just started watching my favorite murder and @karenkilgariff.bsky.social reminds me so much of you that’s so awesome” and I said “that is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me!!!”
Literally made my year.
Literally made my year.
April 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Last night an employee said “Lisa I just started watching my favorite murder and @karenkilgariff.bsky.social reminds me so much of you that’s so awesome” and I said “that is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me!!!”
Literally made my year.
Literally made my year.
Here is the thing. I am 185 years old. If someone wants to see me naked, have at it. Please turn off the lights and bring the chloroform over here yeah that’s a good—
#willalsoworkforpoppers
#willalsoworkforpoppers
Some poor innocent artist is going to take pictures of me au naturale this weekend and wow I am trying to be positive
Later, on @myfavoritemurder.bsky.social
Karen: that was the last communication from
Lisa
Georgia: why?? Girls. Listened to me. Don’t fucking get your picture taken in a dungeon
Later, on @myfavoritemurder.bsky.social
Karen: that was the last communication from
Lisa
Georgia: why?? Girls. Listened to me. Don’t fucking get your picture taken in a dungeon
April 15, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Here is the thing. I am 185 years old. If someone wants to see me naked, have at it. Please turn off the lights and bring the chloroform over here yeah that’s a good—
#willalsoworkforpoppers
#willalsoworkforpoppers
Some poor innocent artist is going to take pictures of me au naturale this weekend and wow I am trying to be positive
Later, on @myfavoritemurder.bsky.social
Karen: that was the last communication from
Lisa
Georgia: why?? Girls. Listened to me. Don’t fucking get your picture taken in a dungeon
Later, on @myfavoritemurder.bsky.social
Karen: that was the last communication from
Lisa
Georgia: why?? Girls. Listened to me. Don’t fucking get your picture taken in a dungeon
April 15, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Some poor innocent artist is going to take pictures of me au naturale this weekend and wow I am trying to be positive
Later, on @myfavoritemurder.bsky.social
Karen: that was the last communication from
Lisa
Georgia: why?? Girls. Listened to me. Don’t fucking get your picture taken in a dungeon
Later, on @myfavoritemurder.bsky.social
Karen: that was the last communication from
Lisa
Georgia: why?? Girls. Listened to me. Don’t fucking get your picture taken in a dungeon
Eventually we all will figure it out. We are all sick of it. The boomers’ kids are getting old. Nothing has worked out for them. Or their adult grandkids. And they are still healthy and I really can’t imagine they would vote for you again. That’s like, boomers and millennials both could be swayed.
I’m sad to say once again when will we all realize we are all being oppressed and we are all the same so why are we pretending we aren’t. Who cares what color someone is. We are all being fucked. All we want is to be safe and not exhausted. Just fucking leave us alone.
April 10, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Eventually we all will figure it out. We are all sick of it. The boomers’ kids are getting old. Nothing has worked out for them. Or their adult grandkids. And they are still healthy and I really can’t imagine they would vote for you again. That’s like, boomers and millennials both could be swayed.
I’m sad to say once again when will we all realize we are all being oppressed and we are all the same so why are we pretending we aren’t. Who cares what color someone is. We are all being fucked. All we want is to be safe and not exhausted. Just fucking leave us alone.
April 10, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I’m sad to say once again when will we all realize we are all being oppressed and we are all the same so why are we pretending we aren’t. Who cares what color someone is. We are all being fucked. All we want is to be safe and not exhausted. Just fucking leave us alone.
I have been blabbing about this for a month and everyone just stared at me. I suggest everyone have fun while you can then future feels bleak and I really truly hope I’m wrong. This is me on zero news.
April 10, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I have been blabbing about this for a month and everyone just stared at me. I suggest everyone have fun while you can then future feels bleak and I really truly hope I’m wrong. This is me on zero news.
I cannot vouch for this person but if you ever had to read any James fennimore cooper you would 100% get this. I remember asking my professor why we were studying such a bad, inaccurate writer. He looked at me and said “I honestly don’t know.” Respect.
I’m saying this in my capacity as an author and once and future library worker:
Read whatever the hell you want.
I cannot impress enough on you that the “important” books aren’t important if you don’t jive with them. The popular books, the canon, the whatever. Read what you want.
Read whatever the hell you want.
I cannot impress enough on you that the “important” books aren’t important if you don’t jive with them. The popular books, the canon, the whatever. Read what you want.
April 10, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I cannot vouch for this person but if you ever had to read any James fennimore cooper you would 100% get this. I remember asking my professor why we were studying such a bad, inaccurate writer. He looked at me and said “I honestly don’t know.” Respect.
@trixiemattel.bsky.social how many pictures of pink rooms are you sent? Here is another. Writing the photo description made me realize the true Sophie’s choice of the annoying shelf on the left. It creates an obstructed view, but what greets you when you walk past the door…
March 31, 2025 at 7:23 AM
@trixiemattel.bsky.social how many pictures of pink rooms are you sent? Here is another. Writing the photo description made me realize the true Sophie’s choice of the annoying shelf on the left. It creates an obstructed view, but what greets you when you walk past the door…
@trixiemattel.bsky.social can you please tell Bianca to tell Willam that they should be here? You’re all due for drinks anyway. I just remembered: my friend once had to let @thebiancadelrio.bsky.social go for being too mean to the audience. I think I was disappointingly unsurprised.
March 31, 2025 at 6:46 AM
@trixiemattel.bsky.social can you please tell Bianca to tell Willam that they should be here? You’re all due for drinks anyway. I just remembered: my friend once had to let @thebiancadelrio.bsky.social go for being too mean to the audience. I think I was disappointingly unsurprised.
I would also like to request a resurgence of food blogs because the AI ones are so truly, truly horrible that it feels like the 90s again and seriously why is it 2025 and there are popups it’s been almost 20 years since my food blog I would never in my life have considered it are you fucking serious
March 31, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I would also like to request a resurgence of food blogs because the AI ones are so truly, truly horrible that it feels like the 90s again and seriously why is it 2025 and there are popups it’s been almost 20 years since my food blog I would never in my life have considered it are you fucking serious
It feels the most hipster thing ever that I still think I’m cool but maybe I am resistant to change so while things are being recreated I would like to request the Picnik photo editing app, my Flickr login, access to my domain names, and the recovery of all of my writing samples. PLZ+THNKU
March 31, 2025 at 6:35 AM
It feels the most hipster thing ever that I still think I’m cool but maybe I am resistant to change so while things are being recreated I would like to request the Picnik photo editing app, my Flickr login, access to my domain names, and the recovery of all of my writing samples. PLZ+THNKU
@alisonrosen.bsky.social since my first missive was to you, here’s my second: I’m adopted, raised by 100% German, formerly Amish parents. When I found my birth mother and confirmed I was at least half (Polish) Jewish, my mom asked how I felt about it. “Well, things make a lot more sense now.”
March 31, 2025 at 6:28 AM
@alisonrosen.bsky.social since my first missive was to you, here’s my second: I’m adopted, raised by 100% German, formerly Amish parents. When I found my birth mother and confirmed I was at least half (Polish) Jewish, my mom asked how I felt about it. “Well, things make a lot more sense now.”
I came here just to make the following statement of logic (hopefully i remember the formula correctly):
A. I have been saying “taint of douchebags” as a collective noun for about a decade.
B. On @alisonrosen.bsky.social, @danagould.bsky.social just said “scrote of bros”
C. Ergo we are equally funny
A. I have been saying “taint of douchebags” as a collective noun for about a decade.
B. On @alisonrosen.bsky.social, @danagould.bsky.social just said “scrote of bros”
C. Ergo we are equally funny
March 31, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I came here just to make the following statement of logic (hopefully i remember the formula correctly):
A. I have been saying “taint of douchebags” as a collective noun for about a decade.
B. On @alisonrosen.bsky.social, @danagould.bsky.social just said “scrote of bros”
C. Ergo we are equally funny
A. I have been saying “taint of douchebags” as a collective noun for about a decade.
B. On @alisonrosen.bsky.social, @danagould.bsky.social just said “scrote of bros”
C. Ergo we are equally funny