Lisa from the Trailer Park
@lisasomething.bsky.social
If you know me, you know.
I’ve been trying for 5 years to explain to my husband how silicone freezer containers work. Today I think he gets that you’re supposed to pop frozen blocks of food out of the molds and put them into LABELED bags, then freeze something else, bag it, then keep the blocks IN THE FREEZER.
December 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I’ve been trying for 5 years to explain to my husband how silicone freezer containers work. Today I think he gets that you’re supposed to pop frozen blocks of food out of the molds and put them into LABELED bags, then freeze something else, bag it, then keep the blocks IN THE FREEZER.
The recent fuckery courtesy of my ex husband is enough to make me want to go through the hell that is changing my legal name in all the places and documents, but do I go with my difficult birth name or my current husband’s difficult name.
December 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The recent fuckery courtesy of my ex husband is enough to make me want to go through the hell that is changing my legal name in all the places and documents, but do I go with my difficult birth name or my current husband’s difficult name.
Gluten free cinnamon sugar donut at 2:30 am. Still not snowing, but 6”+ is expected.
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Gluten free cinnamon sugar donut at 2:30 am. Still not snowing, but 6”+ is expected.
I had some shit to say, but everything is so fucking exhausting.
September 27, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I had some shit to say, but everything is so fucking exhausting.
How can I figure out if my partner is starting to have dementia or if he just doesn’t give a shit what I say? Does he not remember or does he not bother to because he knows that I do. And no, I don’t know where your shit went.
September 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
How can I figure out if my partner is starting to have dementia or if he just doesn’t give a shit what I say? Does he not remember or does he not bother to because he knows that I do. And no, I don’t know where your shit went.
Let me just pass through here and vent into the sky about the annoying habit people have of assuming that I am inexperienced, ignorant, unaware, isolated, stupid and completely daft.
It’s tedious.
You don’t know me like that.
Fuck off.
It’s tedious.
You don’t know me like that.
Fuck off.
August 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Let me just pass through here and vent into the sky about the annoying habit people have of assuming that I am inexperienced, ignorant, unaware, isolated, stupid and completely daft.
It’s tedious.
You don’t know me like that.
Fuck off.
It’s tedious.
You don’t know me like that.
Fuck off.
I spent weeks knitting a sweater that turned out too big and too ugly wear or even to do over. I was looking forward to wearing it but it’s too awful. I’m going to rip it out and save the yarn for something else. Ugh.
August 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I spent weeks knitting a sweater that turned out too big and too ugly wear or even to do over. I was looking forward to wearing it but it’s too awful. I’m going to rip it out and save the yarn for something else. Ugh.
If your husband went to burning man but you had to miss it for work, what solo trip would you take later?
August 8, 2025 at 4:52 AM
If your husband went to burning man but you had to miss it for work, what solo trip would you take later?
The weather is perfect for doing my work on the porch. Beautiful day.
July 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The weather is perfect for doing my work on the porch. Beautiful day.
Husband is out on an all day date. I get the house to myself until evening but if I want to go anywhere I have to drive the camper.
July 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Husband is out on an all day date. I get the house to myself until evening but if I want to go anywhere I have to drive the camper.
Anyone else notice an uptick in cheaters looking for fat polyam women on dating sites every time new weight loss drugs come out. Damn, that shit is tedious.
July 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Anyone else notice an uptick in cheaters looking for fat polyam women on dating sites every time new weight loss drugs come out. Damn, that shit is tedious.
The husband turns 70 in a few days. I’m trying REALLY HARD not to be petty about him doing nothing to celebrate my 60th birthday.
I’m going to hide at the opposite end of the house and cry about it while he naps, to get it out of my system.
He did get me a card, at least.
I’m going to hide at the opposite end of the house and cry about it while he naps, to get it out of my system.
He did get me a card, at least.
July 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The husband turns 70 in a few days. I’m trying REALLY HARD not to be petty about him doing nothing to celebrate my 60th birthday.
I’m going to hide at the opposite end of the house and cry about it while he naps, to get it out of my system.
He did get me a card, at least.
I’m going to hide at the opposite end of the house and cry about it while he naps, to get it out of my system.
He did get me a card, at least.
I’ve had so many terrible experiences with medical professionals and random strangers that I’ve been having a hard time not going back to starving myself and purging. Right now, I’m feeling guilty for being hungry. Maybe if I tell you all I won’t let myself fall.
June 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I’ve had so many terrible experiences with medical professionals and random strangers that I’ve been having a hard time not going back to starving myself and purging. Right now, I’m feeling guilty for being hungry. Maybe if I tell you all I won’t let myself fall.
Life with someone who is losing hearing:
Me: Don’t make me a huge burger. I don’t like leftover burgers.
He hears: Make me a huge burger. I like leftovers.
I guess I’m eating a leftover burger for lunch.
Me: Don’t make me a huge burger. I don’t like leftover burgers.
He hears: Make me a huge burger. I like leftovers.
I guess I’m eating a leftover burger for lunch.
June 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Life with someone who is losing hearing:
Me: Don’t make me a huge burger. I don’t like leftover burgers.
He hears: Make me a huge burger. I like leftovers.
I guess I’m eating a leftover burger for lunch.
Me: Don’t make me a huge burger. I don’t like leftover burgers.
He hears: Make me a huge burger. I like leftovers.
I guess I’m eating a leftover burger for lunch.
This is the type of table I was on this afternoon. I had an endometrial biopsy and ablation. I’ve been trying to get a biopsy since 9/24. I was passed along by 3 doctors until the 4th could actually work with fat patients.
June 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This is the type of table I was on this afternoon. I had an endometrial biopsy and ablation. I’ve been trying to get a biopsy since 9/24. I was passed along by 3 doctors until the 4th could actually work with fat patients.
Not everything needs to be a teaching moment. It’s ok to shut the fuck up once in a while.
June 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Not everything needs to be a teaching moment. It’s ok to shut the fuck up once in a while.
Apparently I am supposed to just shut up about certain things or I will ruin the momentum of the boycotts.
May 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Apparently I am supposed to just shut up about certain things or I will ruin the momentum of the boycotts.
Frustrating parents are frustrating.
There aren’t enough characters available here to explain the shitshow I just experienced.
There aren’t enough characters available here to explain the shitshow I just experienced.
May 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Frustrating parents are frustrating.
There aren’t enough characters available here to explain the shitshow I just experienced.
There aren’t enough characters available here to explain the shitshow I just experienced.
I’ve said it before but OMG I miss traveling alone!!!
omg…
This is a work trip for me. I don’t…
Won’t…
Can’t …
babysit someone I didn’t know was a man-baby.
omg…
This is a work trip for me. I don’t…
Won’t…
Can’t …
babysit someone I didn’t know was a man-baby.
May 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I’ve said it before but OMG I miss traveling alone!!!
omg…
This is a work trip for me. I don’t…
Won’t…
Can’t …
babysit someone I didn’t know was a man-baby.
omg…
This is a work trip for me. I don’t…
Won’t…
Can’t …
babysit someone I didn’t know was a man-baby.
The only secret I have from my husband is that I wait until he leaves the house, then throw out all the rotten, questionable or years out of code foods. I don’t know why he feels like he wants to keep it. Nobody is going to eat leftover fried fish that was put in the freezer 2 years ago. Ick.
April 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The only secret I have from my husband is that I wait until he leaves the house, then throw out all the rotten, questionable or years out of code foods. I don’t know why he feels like he wants to keep it. Nobody is going to eat leftover fried fish that was put in the freezer 2 years ago. Ick.
Husband has been listening to a recorded Grateful Dead concert all morning. Parts of it sound like Ween covering The Dead. I’m giving myself a hernia trying not to laugh. I don’t want to yuck his yum, but damn, this is hilarious to me.
April 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Husband has been listening to a recorded Grateful Dead concert all morning. Parts of it sound like Ween covering The Dead. I’m giving myself a hernia trying not to laugh. I don’t want to yuck his yum, but damn, this is hilarious to me.
I miss traveling alone.
April 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I miss traveling alone.
Turning 60 is a big deal to me. I would have liked to celebrate or at least have cake.
March 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Turning 60 is a big deal to me. I would have liked to celebrate or at least have cake.
Haven’t been able to find someone to fix the dry rotted floor or at least one of the toilets. The car has become a hoopty. Husband is recovering from surgery. The clothes dryer is trying to die. I effed up some yarn right before a trunk show.
March 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Haven’t been able to find someone to fix the dry rotted floor or at least one of the toilets. The car has become a hoopty. Husband is recovering from surgery. The clothes dryer is trying to die. I effed up some yarn right before a trunk show.