Lisa Rimmert
@lisarimmy.bsky.social
Standup comic & award-winning author of the memoir Stay: My Forever Friendship with an Aging Dog
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Celsius is a good drink if you are a communist and hate America. Fahrenheit forever!
March 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Celsius is a good drink if you are a communist and hate America. Fahrenheit forever!
it’s holier than thou
not holier than steve
not holier than steve
March 20, 2025 at 6:51 AM
it’s holier than thou
not holier than steve
not holier than steve
I saw a list of “50 signs you might have ADHD.” The first ten were spot on.
March 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I saw a list of “50 signs you might have ADHD.” The first ten were spot on.
Enough DEI. It's exclamation mark, not exclamation MARGE.
March 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Enough DEI. It's exclamation mark, not exclamation MARGE.
Trump uses a lotttttt of exclamation points for a boy.
February 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Trump uses a lotttttt of exclamation points for a boy.
Freeze your eggs is good advice. Better advice? Freeze the top row in Google Sheets, girl. Do it for YOU.
February 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Freeze your eggs is good advice. Better advice? Freeze the top row in Google Sheets, girl. Do it for YOU.
The opposite of DEI is uniformity, favoritism, and exclusion. Like Jesus taught.
January 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The opposite of DEI is uniformity, favoritism, and exclusion. Like Jesus taught.
If you "love animals" and you eat meat, you are not allowed near my pets.
January 28, 2025 at 8:01 AM
If you "love animals" and you eat meat, you are not allowed near my pets.
Advice needed. If I witness a person litter, should I shout...
A. Hey, your garbage!
B. Hey, you're garbage!
A. Hey, your garbage!
B. Hey, you're garbage!
January 28, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Advice needed. If I witness a person litter, should I shout...
A. Hey, your garbage!
B. Hey, you're garbage!
A. Hey, your garbage!
B. Hey, you're garbage!
If you could go back in time, would you kill Baby Elon?
January 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
If you could go back in time, would you kill Baby Elon?
If we get rid of the Dept of Education, how will our children learn division? Oh, right, from the president!
January 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
If we get rid of the Dept of Education, how will our children learn division? Oh, right, from the president!