So really it's a bailout of the banks. Makes sense now.

Why are there giant penises on the tables?

See, they are serious about child sex crimes. There is no need to see the Epstein files now.

And, apparently, pediphiles.

Why is Travis Akers not on Bluesky?! Someone make it happen!

I think we have to include Bill Barr and Merrick Garland on that list