She's less physically appalling than her husband, but every bit as repellent as a human being.

Emotional support spiders, toe beans, the tango, frogs.

I went with Buddy - conveying familiarity and affection but not infringing on whatever his proper name might be.

This is The Way.

Using this picture from 1992 as the primary photo is a poor editorial choice. You should use a current photo from Portland. Part of how we got the current federal assault on Portland was Fox News intercutting footage from 2020 in a current news story. Our freedom is under attack. Consider helping.

Ugh. So sorry. Here's a picture of a little lizard.