The story is good in that one, but you'll find more laughs in John Merrick: Ragnarok

Thank you for your sacrifice.

Congratulations! But, whoa! Slow down, guys. We don't want you to get rock-roll burnout.

As long as none of those staffers are named Hillary, it's OK, right?

Such a handsome boy! And Rehten's cute, too.

This would be a great opportunity for Anonymous to befriend a DOL employee.

Came here to say just that!

The Bard has a quote for absolutely any occasion!

Once more unto the breach, dear friends!

Like all Meta apps aren't that already?? At least on TT I could curate my experience to avoid Twitler and his MAGAts.

WE DON'T CARE! If the US government doesn't care that actual firearm weapons are slaughtering American children or that the 45th President gave secrets to Putin and incited an insurrection, why the FUCK should US citizens care if TT gives my shopping history to China??

Not the TikTok I saw!! I don't know what videos you clicked to have the algorithm feed you shit like that, but I saw only joy and humor and truth on my FYP. Yes, they had receipts.

THIS! 📢

The full quote is, "The love of money is the root of all evil." Money can do a lot of good. Loving money more than people is pure evil.

I keep forgetting to come on Bluesky each day, specifically to see these pics.