Maybe my hair.

Not my hair.

Should I do a full body wax?

My teeth feel like jelly or pillows or something else that hurts.

I’m working on a 40 year old glow up but really the only thing I’m ACTUALLY doing is

The right side of the room just floated away and snapped back

trying to whiten my teeth. I went to a med spa and got one treatment and it made a tiny difference but not enough so I’m doing a strips kit.

I looked in the mirror earlier today and felt so good about myself but I looked just now and I didn’t know who I was looking at. I saw a thing with skin of unrecognizable nature, features out of place, too far from the mirror and then at once zoomed in and eyes locked with a profile.

I can see my fingers typing on my phone but the letters are moving around and flying off the screen but I am deftly catching each key and pushing them back down onto the screen.

TheFreeze™️! It’s 2am, spouse is asleep, the temp just dropped below freezing where it will stay for the next few days, I am violently flashing back to Quarantine, I missed 2 days of Caplyta and the edges of everything are starting to blur.

I feel like the most pick me thing a so-called Girls’ Girl can do is shit on Pick Me Girls. There are literal Pick Me Boys you could be shitting on instead and you’re out here gunning for the girls. Also who the fuck is them to decide who is GG enough? I call bullshit on the whole thing.

Reality’s been a little frayed around the edges and it’s always a fun surprise receiving packages I don’t remember ordering. This morning I woke up (at noon, obvs) to a full week’s worth of groceries at the front door, that had been sitting there since 7:30 am. Including ground sausage and yogurt. 💅🏻

P just said, with his back to me and stroking a guinea pig, “Jojo Siwa is just white Awkwafina.” Facts.

How am I seriously just now aware of Hong Chau? She’s fantastic, I’m stupid late to the party.

These are my children, Goliad “Gogo” Prairie and Goodnight Quanah Prairie. #rodentgirl #rodentiagang