Jolene. Any version.

Oh! I knew that from the tv show Dark Angel! "Now THAT'S defenestration"

Don't know anyone at the FAA, but morale is ridiculously low in other agencies. How would you feel if a strange email came and basically said 'we don't need you, why don't you just quit before you get fired?' Add that on top of the FAA jobs being one of the most stressful jobs ANYwhere.

Nothing on this planet could induce me to put my life in the hands of the FAA right now.