The only surprise is, what took them so long? #AmericanNaziParty

Hello, @nytimes.com: My magazine has Denzel Washington on the cover, but not within. Magazine starts at page 17. No table of contents. No puzzles. Just 2 entire printings of a long piece about Charlie Kirk and 2 copies of the recipe. Get it together, NYTimes! This is not a time to be sloppy.

I believe I’ve had this big box of Diamond Crystal Kosher Salt since George H.W. Bush was president. It keeps on giving.

Since it was such a special day, I wanted to share my favorite poem.

#MeetingTheMoment

At the Elks Lodge in Glendale, helping people replenish their supplies. Noticing the cars of the neighbors in need are crammed with whatever they could grab before they fled their homes.

Awfully early in the year to be judging me, don’t you think?

If you can, do! Closes on the 23rd.