One of the only times I was irrationally angry at my husband was when he left the toddlers favorite car at the rec center and said "it's not a big deal" because we had other kinds of toy cars 🫠
May 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
One of the only times I was irrationally angry at my husband was when he left the toddlers favorite car at the rec center and said "it's not a big deal" because we had other kinds of toy cars 🫠
We have a field trip, individual mom/Dad celebration days, a device workshop, two end of the year parties, and a field day. The youngest isn't even in school yet 🫠
May 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
We have a field trip, individual mom/Dad celebration days, a device workshop, two end of the year parties, and a field day. The youngest isn't even in school yet 🫠
When I told my ped I wanted to do BLW in 2018 she acted like it was old news and rattled off the things to do/not do like she was on autopilot. I think it's only a "hot new trend" to the same people that didn't know you rear face babies in cars past the age of 1. So grandparents and new parents lol
April 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
When I told my ped I wanted to do BLW in 2018 she acted like it was old news and rattled off the things to do/not do like she was on autopilot. I think it's only a "hot new trend" to the same people that didn't know you rear face babies in cars past the age of 1. So grandparents and new parents lol
"women should stop complaining about sexual assault. You're upset that TOO MANY people find you attractive?"
What a terrible day to be able to translate youth 💀
What a terrible day to be able to translate youth 💀
April 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
"women should stop complaining about sexual assault. You're upset that TOO MANY people find you attractive?"
What a terrible day to be able to translate youth 💀
What a terrible day to be able to translate youth 💀
Very similar to the tiered approach over here. The day of it's unlimited because I can't be bothered to be candy police. Then a few days of relative moderation (few pieces at snack, after dinner, etc). We're usually out after that point but I'll eat the unwanted stragglers if it gets to that lol
April 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Very similar to the tiered approach over here. The day of it's unlimited because I can't be bothered to be candy police. Then a few days of relative moderation (few pieces at snack, after dinner, etc). We're usually out after that point but I'll eat the unwanted stragglers if it gets to that lol
My 3rd birth was! My first two I experienced painful labor complications, but moreso was hit HARD by the baby blues. Like, tears every night the first month home. Expected a similar emotional drop for baby #3 but was never anything but happy. It was the first time postpartum felt breezy and light 🤍
March 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
My 3rd birth was! My first two I experienced painful labor complications, but moreso was hit HARD by the baby blues. Like, tears every night the first month home. Expected a similar emotional drop for baby #3 but was never anything but happy. It was the first time postpartum felt breezy and light 🤍
My older brother and sister were 2 under 2, and I was born 4 years later. They have literally never interacted outside of family events, but do hang out with me (separately) pretty often. I'm like the median point in their very different personalities lol
March 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
My older brother and sister were 2 under 2, and I was born 4 years later. They have literally never interacted outside of family events, but do hang out with me (separately) pretty often. I'm like the median point in their very different personalities lol
We had a "days since incident" white board on the fridge to track how many days we could successfully go. We retired it because it got depressing how seldom we even made it to 2.
March 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
We had a "days since incident" white board on the fridge to track how many days we could successfully go. We retired it because it got depressing how seldom we even made it to 2.
Love it in mom groups when someone posts like a cute picture of their toddler with a tacked on "please ignore the mess 🫣" And it's a pristine white-grey room with a single beige toy off to the side.
March 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Love it in mom groups when someone posts like a cute picture of their toddler with a tacked on "please ignore the mess 🫣" And it's a pristine white-grey room with a single beige toy off to the side.
I think it's because of the age old momfluenced/self imposed guilt at not being a perfect-mom™. Like, 'oh no, someone has noticed that I'm not effortlessly wafting through parenthood like the miracle of a plastic bag floating on the breeze. What would Nara think?'
March 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I think it's because of the age old momfluenced/self imposed guilt at not being a perfect-mom™. Like, 'oh no, someone has noticed that I'm not effortlessly wafting through parenthood like the miracle of a plastic bag floating on the breeze. What would Nara think?'
Loved this! Last week my fever addled brain thought it would be a good idea to let the 3 year old help make eggs for breakfast. She totally Bingo-ed it and it was all three times as much work. We can't do it all and I should have felt ok admitting that last week 💜
a cartoon dog is reaching for a bowl of eggs
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March 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Loved this! Last week my fever addled brain thought it would be a good idea to let the 3 year old help make eggs for breakfast. She totally Bingo-ed it and it was all three times as much work. We can't do it all and I should have felt ok admitting that last week 💜
Literally me playing Stardew right now. Maybe I'll complete that community center by summer 😂
March 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Literally me playing Stardew right now. Maybe I'll complete that community center by summer 😂
I developed a tooth infection while pregnant with my second and being unable to take ibuprofen was legitimately worse than birthing her 🙃
March 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I developed a tooth infection while pregnant with my second and being unable to take ibuprofen was legitimately worse than birthing her 🙃
My 3yo and I decorated her vest for her school fashion show and we're pretty proud
March 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
My 3yo and I decorated her vest for her school fashion show and we're pretty proud
I passed out during mine! The tech claimed it happens pretty often but I'm pretty sure she was just trying to make me feel better 😂💀
February 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I passed out during mine! The tech claimed it happens pretty often but I'm pretty sure she was just trying to make me feel better 😂💀
I enjoyed it immensely as a kid but now as an adult I also appreciate how unnecessarily good it was. Like it didn't have to be so well done I just love it
February 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I enjoyed it immensely as a kid but now as an adult I also appreciate how unnecessarily good it was. Like it didn't have to be so well done I just love it
Those have been a game changer since I started using them after my first was born for similar reasons. The last couple I bought haven't been as good though so if you have a good rec I'd love it
February 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Those have been a game changer since I started using them after my first was born for similar reasons. The last couple I bought haven't been as good though so if you have a good rec I'd love it
Mine was when my then 2yo was getting assessed for autism they showed him a series of pictures to identify and we had to explain he had zero concept of a tablet or smart phone. Very smug.
He now uses a tablet almost constantly for learning/communication 😂
He now uses a tablet almost constantly for learning/communication 😂
February 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Mine was when my then 2yo was getting assessed for autism they showed him a series of pictures to identify and we had to explain he had zero concept of a tablet or smart phone. Very smug.
He now uses a tablet almost constantly for learning/communication 😂
He now uses a tablet almost constantly for learning/communication 😂
I have covid, my 6 year old has the flu, and my 1.5 year old has croup. The husband is coming down with something as we speak. We're all going down and it'll be up to the 3 year old to hold the fort
February 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I have covid, my 6 year old has the flu, and my 1.5 year old has croup. The husband is coming down with something as we speak. We're all going down and it'll be up to the 3 year old to hold the fort
Nah it looks lovely 😍
February 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Nah it looks lovely 😍
Patriarchy Hannah. I'm fortunate to have never encountered her vitriol before this all went down but man was she apparently doozy.
February 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Patriarchy Hannah. I'm fortunate to have never encountered her vitriol before this all went down but man was she apparently doozy.
I had a school presentation that would be done in alphabetical order, which meant I'd be one of the last to go. I let out some sound of disappointment because 1) I was excited for mine and 2) waiting that long to present gave me anxiety.
She made me go last as punishment 🙃
She made me go last as punishment 🙃
February 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I had a school presentation that would be done in alphabetical order, which meant I'd be one of the last to go. I let out some sound of disappointment because 1) I was excited for mine and 2) waiting that long to present gave me anxiety.
She made me go last as punishment 🙃
She made me go last as punishment 🙃
Honestly I'm out of shape and can't deal with the embarrassment of being out-performed by a bunch of toddlers
February 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Honestly I'm out of shape and can't deal with the embarrassment of being out-performed by a bunch of toddlers
I'll sometimes roast a bunch of veggies and then puree them with cream/cottage cheese for a quick dip or to spread on toast. Chopping takes some prep but it's all pretty forgiving and if you do cottage cheese it's high in protein too.
January 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I'll sometimes roast a bunch of veggies and then puree them with cream/cottage cheese for a quick dip or to spread on toast. Chopping takes some prep but it's all pretty forgiving and if you do cottage cheese it's high in protein too.