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Lisa Frank
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I plead the Fifth.
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Rep. Tony Wied (R-WI) has voted in favor of a lot of terrible things and that's probably why his team sends emails on his behalf formatted like this:
Screenshot of an email from Representative Tony Wied of WI. The photo of him is stretched tall like a fun house mirror. The image of his signature is black ink in a white rectangle, which clashes with the black background of the phone which is set to dark mode. These are web design problems we solved in the 90s. All this email needs is an "under construction" gif and some banner ads.
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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When I think about books I touch my shelf. -The Divinyls, in another universe
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Women not-reading aren't safe either.
Just read.
'The Irritating Gentleman' - Berthold Woltze - Oil on Canvas - 1874
November 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Probably more effective than this
A picture of a bathroom piano. You play it with your feet while you are sitting on the commode.
November 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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I sent this guy a picture of my Christmas tree last year that I combined with a Halloween skeleton and he said he liked it.
If he is serious, I am in so much fkn trouble.
October 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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To the people who have mistaken freedom for liberation:
To the people who have mistaken freedom for liberation To be free, you must embrace the breadth of your own existence without apology, even if they try to take it from you. You must know, not that you can do whatever you want; you are not a kudzu vine, eating entire hillsides for the purpose of feeding your own lush life. You must know instead, that inside you are entire Universes—milky blue, magenta, and gold— expanding. But to actually be free, you must know and you must fight for the entire Universes inside of everyone else. Being free is not a license, but A promise. By Julián Jamaica Soto
October 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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This is how people remember you when you make a career out of fomenting hate and conflict.
A graph showing the number of Google searches for Rush Limbaugh from 2020 to 2024. There is a large spike when he died and then the graph becomes flat.
October 3, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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September 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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I guess he gave up on Chicago? Probably smart.
Goofy-ass TruthSocial post from Trump reading "At the request of Secretary of Homeland Security, Kristi Noem, I am directing Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, to provide all necessary Troops to protect War ravaged Portland, and any of our ICE Facilities under siege from attack by Antifa, and other domestic terrorists. I am also authorizing Full Force, if necessary. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
September 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Graffiti in a bathroom stall: "Scotty, don't beam me up yet. I'm taking a shi" The final letter i is extended off the top of the image.
September 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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If you or your loved one received a transfusion at Advocate Illinois Masonic in Chicago, IL, you're welcome ❤️
This donation completed my third gallon with the Red Cross.
Thank you for giving blood with the American Red Cross on August 11, 2025. After first ensuring that local needs were met, your blood donation was sent to Advocate Illinois Masonic Medical Center in Chicago, IL to help a patient in need. Your donation is on its way to change lives!
September 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Clear and present danger.
Headline reading "Charlie Kirk's widow vows to continue his work after assassination"
September 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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This link leads here
September 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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I would like to vote "people who offer water and then bring a half empty cup" off the island please
A paper cup filled halfway with water.
August 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Closeup of the corner of the original picture showing a sign that reads "Can you find hospital prices?"
August 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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August 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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August 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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August 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Crescent Jewelers buys Nazi memorabilia. Here is their contact information.
August 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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August 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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@erikahall.bsky.social We need to teach people the difference between being uncomfortable and being unsafe. Because the discomfort of the safest people is endangering the most vulnerable, all day every day.
August 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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This just in: Nancy Mace's ass is missing, presumed lost.
Screenshot of an official post on Nancy Mace's Twitter account. She is wearing high-waisted jeggings, heels, and a long-sleeved white top. She is looking down the sights of a firearm pointed off the left of the picture. She clearly thinks she did something here.
August 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Raccoon eating all the peanuts out of the bird seed mix.
July 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Excuse the fuck out of me?
July 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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This is why I believe in 🏴‍☠️
July 4, 2025 at 12:23 PM