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Ben
@liquidgelcaps.bsky.social
I wrote for my high school yearbook, so technically I'm a published author.

I just try to turn thoughts into words. Sometimes it doesn't work...
A kit I want is $839 right now! The RTX 5070ti is $750. Absurd.
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
On my way to the shower, dropping my clothes off at the hamper, what do I almost step on? A steak knife. Somebody snatched a knife from the kitchen sink and brought it to the bedroom last night.

My chief suspect, who can be heard thinking "Yeah, what're you gonna do about it?":
October 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Management advises not getting up at this time.
October 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Found a shirt I haven't seen in years. It's JD Vance's motto.
October 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I have been immobilized.
October 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Caturday is upon us. And upon me. Who needs a weighted blanket when you have 25 pounds of cat?
September 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I told her I'm thirsty. I don't think she was filled with empathy 😬
September 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I can't move now
September 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
You guys, I found Antifa headquarters
September 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Had to change a headlight bulb this morning. Looks like the old one...exploded? Kinda neat
September 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
🙃
August 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
You might have them blocked if you can't see it. Here'a screenshot
August 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Neighborhood Crane checkpoint
August 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
"Uhhh, Lucius? Did you put time dilation tech in the new Batmobile?"
July 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Doing laundry this morning while I read the latest horrors. Having cats means I often find presents in the bag.
June 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The camera is just lightyears better than what I had too.
June 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Just look at this face I have to traumatize this morning
May 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Got my @wired.com stickers today. Excited to think about where to place them all.
February 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Cool colors over the mountains this morning. First is mine, second is @thesleepwatcher.bsky.social 's. Clearly she is the better photographer
February 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I got carried awat with a soldering iron and fucked some wiring. He fixed it, kept the iron as payment and left a note with a big "NO!" in the wiring cavity. It was hilarious, I still keep it there.
February 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM