Lemondrop 🍋🦇
@lipstick-lemondrop.bsky.social
25 ADHD, Detroit. Funny animal person that makes STUFF. 18+ only, please! 💙💜💖 I’m on other platforms too, maybe. any pronouns ok! 🖋🖌🎹🥁🎧🕹🦐🐠🍄🪴🧪💉🩻✂️🧵
the biggest perk of living in the great lakes state is not having a boat, but rather having connections to people who have boats and want to use them for something
November 20, 2025 at 4:36 AM
the biggest perk of living in the great lakes state is not having a boat, but rather having connections to people who have boats and want to use them for something
(I misread, the wedding packages for the one near me are like $10k 😔 but that would include EVERYTHING. Food, ceremony, music, decor, all that. So a normal event rental would theoretically be a tiny fraction of that)
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
(I misread, the wedding packages for the one near me are like $10k 😔 but that would include EVERYTHING. Food, ceremony, music, decor, all that. So a normal event rental would theoretically be a tiny fraction of that)
You inspired me to go look this up and… holy shit wait a yacht rental for an evening is only like $750?? For a wedding? That’s genuinely SO much lower than I expected. Could go hard for a party evening or something.
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 AM
You inspired me to go look this up and… holy shit wait a yacht rental for an evening is only like $750?? For a wedding? That’s genuinely SO much lower than I expected. Could go hard for a party evening or something.
Not gonna say “the male loneliness epidemic is entirely self-inflicted” but like… I do NOT blame women for not wanting to get with dudes like this.
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Not gonna say “the male loneliness epidemic is entirely self-inflicted” but like… I do NOT blame women for not wanting to get with dudes like this.
It was pointed out to me recently that the AI bf ads aimed at women are all like “I’m loyal and will give you emotional reassurance!” meanwhile the AI gf ads aimed at men are like “I’ll do whatever you ask me to do and can’t say no!”
Like, slop either way, but one of those is FAR more sinister.
Like, slop either way, but one of those is FAR more sinister.
November 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It was pointed out to me recently that the AI bf ads aimed at women are all like “I’m loyal and will give you emotional reassurance!” meanwhile the AI gf ads aimed at men are like “I’ll do whatever you ask me to do and can’t say no!”
Like, slop either way, but one of those is FAR more sinister.
Like, slop either way, but one of those is FAR more sinister.
picturing a startup dude in front of a handful of investors sweatily pitching a driverless auto taxi service to fill the niche dragon consumer market.
he calls it Laymo. one of the investors throws a drink in his face.
he calls it Laymo. one of the investors throws a drink in his face.
November 18, 2025 at 6:35 AM
picturing a startup dude in front of a handful of investors sweatily pitching a driverless auto taxi service to fill the niche dragon consumer market.
he calls it Laymo. one of the investors throws a drink in his face.
he calls it Laymo. one of the investors throws a drink in his face.
(please disregard that the spiders do not appear in the cove. and good on them, that place has enough problems going on as-is)
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
(please disregard that the spiders do not appear in the cove. and good on them, that place has enough problems going on as-is)
(AND NOT THE FUN KIND)
(FUCK SPIDERS ALL MY HOMIES HATE SPIDERS)
(FUCK SPIDERS ALL MY HOMIES HATE SPIDERS)
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
(AND NOT THE FUN KIND)
(FUCK SPIDERS ALL MY HOMIES HATE SPIDERS)
(FUCK SPIDERS ALL MY HOMIES HATE SPIDERS)