LiouxLioux
@liouxlioux.bsky.social
compassionate cynic, hopeful agnostic, unabashed yogurt scraper
a borrowed one with someone else's funk in it
January 22, 2026 at 10:10 PM
a borrowed one with someone else's funk in it
Them strawberries ain't gonna harvest themselves
January 20, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Them strawberries ain't gonna harvest themselves
definitely a "porque no los dos" situation
January 19, 2026 at 8:01 PM
definitely a "porque no los dos" situation
Well, in just 2 weeks...
January 19, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Well, in just 2 weeks...
Jonathan Ross never felt endangered; he felt humiliated by a woman in front of his peers. For the fragile male ego, that's enough to justify murder.
January 18, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Jonathan Ross never felt endangered; he felt humiliated by a woman in front of his peers. For the fragile male ego, that's enough to justify murder.
Is the baby the "one other thing" in our new $3 America meal?
January 18, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Is the baby the "one other thing" in our new $3 America meal?
Their things doesn't need to work, they just need to break our things
January 17, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Their things doesn't need to work, they just need to break our things
who knew it came in toddler sizes?
January 17, 2026 at 1:05 AM
who knew it came in toddler sizes?
Instead of going around, go through the vehicles Mentos ad style
January 16, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Instead of going around, go through the vehicles Mentos ad style
Please like meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
January 16, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Please like meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Lemme concentrate about that and get back to ya
January 16, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Lemme concentrate about that and get back to ya
Ahem, that's Daniel Leyva now.
January 11, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Ahem, that's Daniel Leyva now.
Gotta break some eggs to make that oily omelet!
January 10, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Gotta break some eggs to make that oily omelet!
I want one of them to show us exactly on what page of the training manual that and "get out of the fucking car" are listed for how to engage with the public.
January 9, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I want one of them to show us exactly on what page of the training manual that and "get out of the fucking car" are listed for how to engage with the public.
Patriot with a lower-case "p"? Only America haters do that.
January 8, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Patriot with a lower-case "p"? Only America haters do that.
Hi- Kamala here and we need your support now more than ever!
January 8, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Hi- Kamala here and we need your support now more than ever!
Okay, now let's do a silly one!
January 4, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Okay, now let's do a silly one!
"those who dislike economic inequality"? That really shouldn't be an unpopular opinion
January 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
"those who dislike economic inequality"? That really shouldn't be an unpopular opinion
Hey everyone! This where the sorting hat put me, now what?
January 1, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Hey everyone! This where the sorting hat put me, now what?
I've been off my reading the past few years and decided that this last week of the year I'll ease back in. Currently halfway through Animal Farm which I've managed to not ever read in my 50 years of literacy.
December 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I've been off my reading the past few years and decided that this last week of the year I'll ease back in. Currently halfway through Animal Farm which I've managed to not ever read in my 50 years of literacy.
Fire department thanking the arsonist
December 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Fire department thanking the arsonist
But I'm exhausted from yesterday's read! 😫
December 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
But I'm exhausted from yesterday's read! 😫
With the fresh turd next to it!
December 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
With the fresh turd next to it!
They're people, not jukeboxes for Christ's sake
December 28, 2025 at 5:07 AM
They're people, not jukeboxes for Christ's sake