lioninenobility.bsky.social
@lioninenobility.bsky.social
We often see flying superheroes carrying their non-flying friends. This always makes the non-flyer look subordinate and weak. I propose that non-flyers must stand on top of their flying friend as if surfing
February 27, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Bernie, time to go Luigi
February 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Hey DIYers, what can I make out of the pointless mail I still receive in 2025?
February 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
It's a Republican tradition for Valentine's Day to take the wife to lunch, the mistress to dinner, and the Grindr date to bed.
February 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Today, I'm working on a new dungeon. No, not like that. Yeesh.
February 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
There was a car on fire in my work's parking lot today. I can only assume it was a Philly fan
February 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
As your attorney, the best and only advice I can give you is that starting a sentence with, "as your attorney," always makes people take your advice.
February 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Instead of day three of arguing about the history of a salute, maybe get involved in your local mutual aid network.
January 23, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Now that everyone is female, do I put that on job applications?
January 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The real victims of the Tik Tok ban are the Marvel Snap players.
January 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I was at a men's formal wear event. It ended with a tie.
January 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I see a lot of people breaking down states' funding from federal programs vs. their contributions to the economy. What i don't hear about is how underserved urban centers and rural areas are compared to the typical suburb. Follow the money, find your enemies.
January 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Yall, I don't think those protests worked. They still out here doing the shit yall protested against.
January 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Insurance companies are just canceling policies in LA. They're doing it so much that legislators are trying to create a moratorium. The end result will certainly be massive lawsuits against these companies. Lawsuits which will probably cost less than rebuilding after the fire.
January 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Hey, you, with the hyper polished professional approach to social media, fuck you.
January 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
A lot of folks are doing the New Year reflection posts, and I'd like to deflect instead. Last year, you were the problem, not me. The only thing I'm changing is how much influence I let you have
January 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I'm watching a video about how Google is stealing content from your website to produce AI answers that prevent users from going to your site. Jokes on them, I already don't get traffic to my site.
December 23, 2024 at 6:35 PM
I've seen some folks listing hashtags as a way to find like minded individuals and become mutuals. If you're into #shitposting #offthedome #beingreal or #anticapitalism then feel free to follow.
December 18, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Social media is still such a weird vibe. Like you can have sincere pleas for supporting humanitarian causes right next to shitposts and nobody bats an eye.
December 18, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Yelling into the void is fun. Hearing other people yelling into the void is fun. Turning the void into ad space was a mistake.
December 17, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Trying to find a new job is tough right now, at least in my area. Staying at my current job would mean living paycheck to paycheck forever. I guess what I'm saying is that the American Dream is to find a decent living and you can't do that in America anymore.
December 15, 2024 at 8:06 PM
The worst part about my restaurant career was the pay, the hours, the damage to my knees, back, and mental health. But the worst part of my tech career was dealing with people in tech.
December 15, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Sure would be cool if this new platform people wanted to use didn't look and feel just like the old one.
December 11, 2024 at 11:42 PM