Dictionary definition of mediocre white male

I went out for ramen and got this text as a thank you😃. Noodles are powerful.

~✨️The Daily Jelly Dec. 5th✨️~
Purple Fig- Cinnamon
One word: Uhhhh...I have no idea what to do with this one. What should I pair it with?

~✨️The Daily Jelly Dec. 4th✨️~
Orange-Yuzu- Pamplemousse
One word: "Heaven"
I wish this flavor was available all year round. It's my favorite.

~✨️The Daily Jelly Dec. 3rd✨️~
Apple-Quince-Honey
One word: "Chunky?!"
Sticky sweet with a lil something to sink your teeth into- minced fruit. It was lovely on toast.

~✨️The Daily Jelly✨️~
Adventure Calender
Dec. 2nd
Mango- Raspberry-Lime
One word "Yum!" Mango is one of my favorite fruits and this spread hit all the right taste buds. 10/10 baby!

~✨️The Daily Jelly 2024✨️~
Dec. 1st: Quince Jelly

Zen is sanctuary to me. My home is curated to be a comforting escape of sorts. This mug was made by potter Steven Kemp in Cape Cod. He mixes beach sand into his clay and paints local birds and other animals onto his wares. It's my fave mug.

How the hell do I work this thing?!