"Geez Lin how'd you manage that" dont underestimate my ability to be fuckin stupid

Groentesoep met balletjes, met stokbrood erbij. M'n echtgenote kwam thuis uit het ziekenhuis dus het leek me een fijne, knusse maaltijd... wel ook met appeltaart als toetje ;)

Op m'n werk vragen ze ook al wie er morgen weer naar kantoor komt. Gast, ik kom amper naar m'n schuur, laat staan naar Utrecht...

Absolute UNIT. Written for 7 year olds.

They have a Pokemon lord of Death and Destruction? And he's not, like, evil, but regarded as just a force of nature, necessary to maintain balance? And every 1.000 years or so he absorbs all life force, causes death EVERYWHERE, and then just....goes to sleep for a couple centuries.

I mean idgaf it could've been drugs or something instead I'm just out here collecting Oddish and simping Poison-type yakuza

I'm not joking about the nuke. That's. That's actually what happens.

"But Pokemon is like... running around collecting cute little critters, right."

Actual Pokemon: "So this guy created an ultimate weapon, accidentally became immortal, and has been suffering from crippling guilt for 3.000 years. Now strap a nuke to your dog and kill him, bitch."

Legends: Arceus: "You want to meet God? Fine, but you gotta fight *actual Satan* first. Twice."
Legends: ZA: "The EIFFEL TOWER is alive and IT WANTS TO KILL YOU."

Pokemon games are fucking wild.