Linnea March
@linneamarch.bsky.social
🪻Can write spicy romances📝Cannot blow bubblegum bubbles 🫧Relentless Reader📚 Feminist💅PNW🌧️Pisces ♓️ Romantic💞Ms. Perky is my icon 😻
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Linnea March
@linneamarch.bsky.social
· Nov 23
Hey Blue Sky! A little introduction post is in order.
I'm Linnea, I write contemporary romance of the rockstar and small town variety. I live somewhere between Seattle and the Pacific Ocean. Try as I might, I never learned how to blow bubbles with bubble gum.
I'm Linnea, I write contemporary romance of the rockstar and small town variety. I live somewhere between Seattle and the Pacific Ocean. Try as I might, I never learned how to blow bubbles with bubble gum.
It’s 2025, if that Dakota Johnson, Pedro Pascal, Chris Evan’s movie doesn’t having her choose both and then the boyfriends becoming boyfriends I don’t want it.
June 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
It’s 2025, if that Dakota Johnson, Pedro Pascal, Chris Evan’s movie doesn’t having her choose both and then the boyfriends becoming boyfriends I don’t want it.
One thing that never gets old to me is songs about terrible things set to a great beat and CMAT’s new song Take a Sexy Picture of Me is a perfect example of this.
May 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
One thing that never gets old to me is songs about terrible things set to a great beat and CMAT’s new song Take a Sexy Picture of Me is a perfect example of this.
Did I intend on having so many memes/moments from The Big Lebowski apply to my current WIP? No. Am I mad about it? Also no.
a man in a robe with the word farout on the bottom
ALT: a man in a robe with the word farout on the bottom
media.tenor.com
May 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Did I intend on having so many memes/moments from The Big Lebowski apply to my current WIP? No. Am I mad about it? Also no.
Poor Ryan Atwood for never being the main character in his own story
May 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Poor Ryan Atwood for never being the main character in his own story
I don't want to be perceived.
Don't catch me watching the Twilight Saga
Don't walk in while I'm singing along to Taylor Swift.
Don't ask me what I'm reading, when we both know it’s something from AO3.
Don't read what I wrote over my shoulder because it's barnacle reproductive methods
Don't look
Don't catch me watching the Twilight Saga
Don't walk in while I'm singing along to Taylor Swift.
Don't ask me what I'm reading, when we both know it’s something from AO3.
Don't read what I wrote over my shoulder because it's barnacle reproductive methods
Don't look
May 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I don't want to be perceived.
Don't catch me watching the Twilight Saga
Don't walk in while I'm singing along to Taylor Swift.
Don't ask me what I'm reading, when we both know it’s something from AO3.
Don't read what I wrote over my shoulder because it's barnacle reproductive methods
Don't look
Don't catch me watching the Twilight Saga
Don't walk in while I'm singing along to Taylor Swift.
Don't ask me what I'm reading, when we both know it’s something from AO3.
Don't read what I wrote over my shoulder because it's barnacle reproductive methods
Don't look
Why is when I think of subliminal messaging, Josie and the Pussycats is the still the first thing I think of.
May 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Why is when I think of subliminal messaging, Josie and the Pussycats is the still the first thing I think of.
Sometimes the internet can suck, but one bright light that never fades is people will send you cute animal pictures when prompted and the world is better for it.
May 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Sometimes the internet can suck, but one bright light that never fades is people will send you cute animal pictures when prompted and the world is better for it.
Bringing the whimsy for this small-town, forced proximity, treehouse shenanigans, second-chance romance today.
Happy release day for Second Chance Spring
books2read.com/u/bzwPDq
Happy release day for Second Chance Spring
books2read.com/u/bzwPDq
May 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Bringing the whimsy for this small-town, forced proximity, treehouse shenanigans, second-chance romance today.
Happy release day for Second Chance Spring
books2read.com/u/bzwPDq
Happy release day for Second Chance Spring
books2read.com/u/bzwPDq
Research today
Graveyard of the Pacific
Synonyms for wet
Do I know the definition of “unbidden” or did I mix it up with another word like with “spurned”
Graveyard of the Pacific
Synonyms for wet
Do I know the definition of “unbidden” or did I mix it up with another word like with “spurned”
May 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Research today
Graveyard of the Pacific
Synonyms for wet
Do I know the definition of “unbidden” or did I mix it up with another word like with “spurned”
Graveyard of the Pacific
Synonyms for wet
Do I know the definition of “unbidden” or did I mix it up with another word like with “spurned”
It may not be indie bookstore day anymore but to be clear, if you want to buy paperbacks of my books, ordering them from independent bookstores is always preferred. In these days it’s hard not being beholden to the Zon but this little thing can make such a difference for a local business.
April 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It may not be indie bookstore day anymore but to be clear, if you want to buy paperbacks of my books, ordering them from independent bookstores is always preferred. In these days it’s hard not being beholden to the Zon but this little thing can make such a difference for a local business.
YouTube music automated pausing is almost as embarrassing as the Netflix “are you still watching?” prompt but nowhere near the jumpscare of Tiktok’s “stop scrolling”
(come to think of it, did that go away after the so-called ban?)
(come to think of it, did that go away after the so-called ban?)
April 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
YouTube music automated pausing is almost as embarrassing as the Netflix “are you still watching?” prompt but nowhere near the jumpscare of Tiktok’s “stop scrolling”
(come to think of it, did that go away after the so-called ban?)
(come to think of it, did that go away after the so-called ban?)
I’m not surprised just disappointed. It’s heartbreaking that these stories I spent years of my life creating are being used without my permission to be fed into the machine to churn out AI.
March 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I’m not surprised just disappointed. It’s heartbreaking that these stories I spent years of my life creating are being used without my permission to be fed into the machine to churn out AI.
If I finish this story tonight I'll have read 12 full-length fanfics this month
Don't ask me how I'm doing
Don't ask me how I'm doing
February 1, 2025 at 6:23 AM
If I finish this story tonight I'll have read 12 full-length fanfics this month
Don't ask me how I'm doing
Don't ask me how I'm doing
question for writers, what do you call the document where you stick all your random thoughts, lines, and ideas you have nowhere to use yet? Mine is called the graveyard.
January 31, 2025 at 6:21 AM
question for writers, what do you call the document where you stick all your random thoughts, lines, and ideas you have nowhere to use yet? Mine is called the graveyard.
And META is once again tripling down on the BS. I had unfollow (again) and block POTUS, VPOTUS, and FLOTUS today. Do they think we’re dumb?
January 22, 2025 at 6:04 AM
And META is once again tripling down on the BS. I had unfollow (again) and block POTUS, VPOTUS, and FLOTUS today. Do they think we’re dumb?
I sure do love a murder ballad
January 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I sure do love a murder ballad
Ending birthright citizenship? ✨I didn’t know he felt so strongly about the Landback Movement!! ✨
www.politico.com/live-updates...
www.politico.com/live-updates...
Trump order seeks end to birthright citizenship in US
Immigrant rights advocates are expected to quickly file legal challenges to Trump’s decree.
www.politico.com
January 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Ending birthright citizenship? ✨I didn’t know he felt so strongly about the Landback Movement!! ✨
www.politico.com/live-updates...
www.politico.com/live-updates...
Logged onto Facebook today to fund that I'm suddenly FOLLOWING Trump? Because I would never do that. He is a scourge on our society and I would never follow him. What kind of autocratic bullshit are they on?
January 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Logged onto Facebook today to fund that I'm suddenly FOLLOWING Trump? Because I would never do that. He is a scourge on our society and I would never follow him. What kind of autocratic bullshit are they on?
People who were never part of the TikTok community are weirdly gleeful about us losing it. I don't know why I'm surprised by this reaction but I am.
It must be a fundamental misunderstanding of what the app provides to small businesses and a wrong interpretation that it was some dancing app.
It must be a fundamental misunderstanding of what the app provides to small businesses and a wrong interpretation that it was some dancing app.
January 19, 2025 at 8:26 AM
People who were never part of the TikTok community are weirdly gleeful about us losing it. I don't know why I'm surprised by this reaction but I am.
It must be a fundamental misunderstanding of what the app provides to small businesses and a wrong interpretation that it was some dancing app.
It must be a fundamental misunderstanding of what the app provides to small businesses and a wrong interpretation that it was some dancing app.
Well, I'm not surprised but I'm disappointed
January 19, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Well, I'm not surprised but I'm disappointed
Me: Can wax poetic about the shade of pink that blooms over a woman’s cheek for days
Also me: do I leave the E in 19?
Also me: do I leave the E in 19?
January 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Me: Can wax poetic about the shade of pink that blooms over a woman’s cheek for days
Also me: do I leave the E in 19?
Also me: do I leave the E in 19?
Every time someone complains about smut in books I’m writing another scene where the main character gets ✌️🏼 banged on a brick wall outside a bar while crowds of people are on the other side of the door.
January 16, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Every time someone complains about smut in books I’m writing another scene where the main character gets ✌️🏼 banged on a brick wall outside a bar while crowds of people are on the other side of the door.
Finish The Auction ⏩ preorder Rose in Chains
January 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Finish The Auction ⏩ preorder Rose in Chains
Biannual reminder as I look through photos of couples for my next cover that one can absolutely get tired of looking at scantily clad hot people almost kissing.
January 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Biannual reminder as I look through photos of couples for my next cover that one can absolutely get tired of looking at scantily clad hot people almost kissing.
Just had to change the settings on my iPhone to disable AI “learning” from my apps. Sorry Apple, I'm not sharing my 2 am misspelled ramblings on my notes app with anyone.
January 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Just had to change the settings on my iPhone to disable AI “learning” from my apps. Sorry Apple, I'm not sharing my 2 am misspelled ramblings on my notes app with anyone.