John Larkin
@link777294.bsky.social
AKA Skitchy, Dancy, Mouse, D-pad and other names I can't remember.
Pinned
Work, "Want to come in early tomorrow?"
Me:
Me:
two muppets are laughing in front of a bookshelf while sitting at a desk .
Alt: It's more I have no clue what the roads will be like in the morning.
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November 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Work, "Want to come in early tomorrow?"
Me:
Me:
Me driving to work today. And probably me driving home too.
a close up of a man 's face with the words `` help '' written on it .
Alt: So glad I salted my driveway last night
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November 29, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Me driving to work today. And probably me driving home too.
When you splurge and get the VIP ticket.
a close up of a cartoon character with the word nozomi on the bottom left
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with the word nozomi on the bottom left
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November 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
When you splurge and get the VIP ticket.
Shout out to the little kid who kept saying, "That's poopy!" At everything today at work. Thank you for making me laugh.
November 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Shout out to the little kid who kept saying, "That's poopy!" At everything today at work. Thank you for making me laugh.
Passenger, "You pulled my Magic: the Gathering decks?"
Me, "Yeah, they're fine. I just have to see that, yes, they are all just cards."
Passenger, "Well, they're bad decks, so I totally get why they got pulled."
Me, "Yeah, they're fine. I just have to see that, yes, they are all just cards."
Passenger, "Well, they're bad decks, so I totally get why they got pulled."
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Passenger, "You pulled my Magic: the Gathering decks?"
Me, "Yeah, they're fine. I just have to see that, yes, they are all just cards."
Passenger, "Well, they're bad decks, so I totally get why they got pulled."
Me, "Yeah, they're fine. I just have to see that, yes, they are all just cards."
Passenger, "Well, they're bad decks, so I totally get why they got pulled."
When your backpay finally hits your bank account
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a red and white wall and says thank god .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a red and white wall and says thank god .
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November 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
When your backpay finally hits your bank account
Me at work every Tuesday.
a black and white photo of a man with blood on his face .
Alt: I'm the only one who comes in at 9am on Tuesday...
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November 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Me at work every Tuesday.
That awkward moment when you misunderstood what your supervisor wanted you to do, but no one cared.
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
That awkward moment when you misunderstood what your supervisor wanted you to do, but no one cared.
Me on x-ray, "Huh, that looks suspicious. I better pull it."
A few minutes later, the bag checker had to call for a supervisor.
Other person on bag check, "The Irish butter alarmed!"
Me, "I can't believe it's not butter!"
Everyone just gave me a look. At least one person laughed.
A few minutes later, the bag checker had to call for a supervisor.
Other person on bag check, "The Irish butter alarmed!"
Me, "I can't believe it's not butter!"
Everyone just gave me a look. At least one person laughed.
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Me on x-ray, "Huh, that looks suspicious. I better pull it."
A few minutes later, the bag checker had to call for a supervisor.
Other person on bag check, "The Irish butter alarmed!"
Me, "I can't believe it's not butter!"
Everyone just gave me a look. At least one person laughed.
A few minutes later, the bag checker had to call for a supervisor.
Other person on bag check, "The Irish butter alarmed!"
Me, "I can't believe it's not butter!"
Everyone just gave me a look. At least one person laughed.
Oh hey, I have a paycheck again.
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Oh hey, I have a paycheck again.
There is no way I will financially recover from this.
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
There is no way I will financially recover from this.
Apparently, my "sexy legs" were sadly not enough to stop traffic and, more importantly, the bus at O'Hare today. :(
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Apparently, my "sexy legs" were sadly not enough to stop traffic and, more importantly, the bus at O'Hare today. :(
Snow? Uuuggg... I have to wear my winter coat and bundle up as I go into work today.
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Snow? Uuuggg... I have to wear my winter coat and bundle up as I go into work today.
Free her
Australian teen charged with sticking googly eyes on artwork
A local council said the repairs to the bright blue sculpture would be 'significant'.
www.bbc.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Free her
When you hear it might snow this weekend
a cartoon of a crab with the words oh no on the bottom
Alt: I feel like nothing good is happening right now. Please, someone prove me wrong...
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
When you hear it might snow this weekend
MFW I'm the only one of the 9am people to show up to work.
a close up of a man 's face with a serious expression on his face .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a serious expression on his face .
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November 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
MFW I'm the only one of the 9am people to show up to work.
Friend from work, "Wait, you play D&D? Want to start a group?"
Me:
Me:
a man in a suit and tie is saying yes a thousand times yes
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying yes a thousand times yes
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October 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Friend from work, "Wait, you play D&D? Want to start a group?"
Me:
Me:
Me when the one coworker aggressively flirts with me in hopes I take some of her hours.
homer simpson is sitting at a table with his mouth open and screaming ahhhh
ALT: homer simpson is sitting at a table with his mouth open and screaming ahhhh
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October 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Me when the one coworker aggressively flirts with me in hopes I take some of her hours.
OMG, airports are horrible right now. Do not go to them. No one at them is happy...
And it's only going to get worse.
And it's only going to get worse.
October 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
OMG, airports are horrible right now. Do not go to them. No one at them is happy...
And it's only going to get worse.
And it's only going to get worse.
Shout out to the little dog that kept laying down and refusing to move at O'Hare today. You made my day.
October 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Shout out to the little dog that kept laying down and refusing to move at O'Hare today. You made my day.
Passenger, "What do you mean my large solid metal object that got pulled in Albania as well is highly suspicious? I thought this was AMERICA!"
October 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Passenger, "What do you mean my large solid metal object that got pulled in Albania as well is highly suspicious? I thought this was AMERICA!"
Me, "Hey, Mr. Supervisor, since I didn't bid, should I just assume I'm keeping my current schedule in two weeks when everyone else gets new ones?"
My supervisor just shruged. "Probably? Unless they tell you otherwise, that's what I would do."
Me, *Internal screening at not knowing what's going on.*
My supervisor just shruged. "Probably? Unless they tell you otherwise, that's what I would do."
Me, *Internal screening at not knowing what's going on.*
October 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Me, "Hey, Mr. Supervisor, since I didn't bid, should I just assume I'm keeping my current schedule in two weeks when everyone else gets new ones?"
My supervisor just shruged. "Probably? Unless they tell you otherwise, that's what I would do."
Me, *Internal screening at not knowing what's going on.*
My supervisor just shruged. "Probably? Unless they tell you otherwise, that's what I would do."
Me, *Internal screening at not knowing what's going on.*
Coworker, "Should I change my hair?"
Me, "I don't think I'm qualified to critique a black ladies hair..."
Me, "I don't think I'm qualified to critique a black ladies hair..."
October 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Coworker, "Should I change my hair?"
Me, "I don't think I'm qualified to critique a black ladies hair..."
Me, "I don't think I'm qualified to critique a black ladies hair..."