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Linguine Kill
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I'm a human fly, and I don't know why, I've got 96 tears and 96 eyes.
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I smoked DMT in the Wendy’s bathroom and met the chop meat goddesses who fry themselves to create the universe
November 14, 2023 at 4:38 PM
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70s supergroup featuring members of the beatles and the eagles called the beagles
November 14, 2023 at 8:08 PM
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Nardwuar but he's a Capitol Hill reporter who follows Mitch
McConnell around trying to give him
Mills Brothers 78s
September 21, 2023 at 3:19 AM
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Unlike tori Amos i have been a cornflake girl and I loved it
October 21, 2023 at 6:29 PM
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I’m reupholstering my way to healthy living
October 22, 2023 at 9:23 PM
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traveling back in time to the 1950s so i can liquify some beat poets and drink them
October 26, 2023 at 9:29 PM
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I didn’t know hair shirts were real. I though nick cave made them up.
October 30, 2023 at 7:51 PM
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If you don’t try to swim up stream no salmon can hurt you
November 6, 2023 at 7:13 AM
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Elvis sucking the marrow out of your bones while shitting gold bricks that his handlers steal
November 6, 2023 at 7:25 AM
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Kenneth Anger except he was friends with Wayland Flowers instead of Bobby Beausoleil and he directed episodes of Madam’s Place
September 8, 2023 at 5:48 AM
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If I ever went to Anton LaVey’s house, I would have knocked over all of his organs and keyboards and stomped on them.
September 8, 2023 at 5:58 AM
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I want to live in the latrine of your gas station mind
September 11, 2023 at 5:45 AM
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Girl with spider eyes that eat the bugs off your many faces
September 21, 2023 at 2:48 AM
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Xennial Rod McKuen
September 21, 2023 at 3:48 AM
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i've created the world's first visual flanger. it enables you to see 2 identical visions of everything slightly out of sync with one another, creating all sorts of mind blowing visual distortions, while also making you feel like the beatles & george martin innovating in the studio in 1967. $700 hmu
September 29, 2023 at 5:42 PM
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I’m a turtleneck music man
October 21, 2023 at 6:16 PM
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Crows fly out of my offices to retrieve my shiny things. I don’t have a license. I can’t drive
October 21, 2023 at 6:25 PM
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Protect proctor and gamble products
October 21, 2023 at 6:28 PM
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I invited myself to this website and I will also ask myself to leave
October 21, 2023 at 7:16 PM
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I disrespect all sacred geometry as I bend my body into various disenchanted shapes
October 21, 2023 at 9:37 PM
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I’m not free and I’m still cringe
October 21, 2023 at 10:30 PM
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This account is full parasitic
October 22, 2023 at 9:32 PM
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I was with Orwell in Catalonia. I also got shot in the neck. But no one ever mentions me
October 22, 2023 at 10:04 PM
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Teabags should be fully edible and the staples should provide iron
October 23, 2023 at 6:34 PM
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It’s cool that things happened before you were born, but I do question it
October 24, 2023 at 5:43 PM