It's so cute. 🥺

Mund you, I had pictures of me full body in my profile cause men move differently when they find out I'm plus size. Had it just been face pics, he probably wouldn't have done all that. But it's the fact he went out of his way to send me that fuck ass meme.

Someone matched with me, just for them to send me a meme indicating that we wouldn't work out. I was so pissed. Like, why fo all that just to say no?

But what cereal was it? 👀

*Shows up in my dinosaur onsie*

Oh I would look up at you in such adoration.

*me scratching at the door* Let me in! I need it so bad!

Oh alright! *leaves you two, and takes the rest of them*

*freezes in place as I steal all your sweatshirts* yeah, why do you think I have these?

I wanna hug her and [redacted] from the back.

Oh! So I see my knife skills are needed. Point me in their direction.

Mhm. 😌

You already know what I'm gonna do. -.-