Dani
@linefromaletter.bsky.social
Books and bands and beer, baby.
She/her, coming to you from Melbourne/Naarm.
She/her, coming to you from Melbourne/Naarm.
Google was trying to make me think I lived in South Carolina so my account should be assigned there and not Australis where I actually live. But I know better! (I suspect due to some muppet who doesn’t know their email subscribing to marketing from multiple companies based there?)
September 13, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Google was trying to make me think I lived in South Carolina so my account should be assigned there and not Australis where I actually live. But I know better! (I suspect due to some muppet who doesn’t know their email subscribing to marketing from multiple companies based there?)
I am glad someone cleared this up for me before I tried to invite the local hooligan magpies over for a wine in an attempt to avoid swooping…
August 28, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I am glad someone cleared this up for me before I tried to invite the local hooligan magpies over for a wine in an attempt to avoid swooping…
Trying to buy a home is like internet dating. You swipe right, find some great candidates that tick all the right boxes, but you still have to compete with other potential matches. Sigh.
I hope today’s date, er, auction goes OK and we aren’t outbit by some smooth talking twat.
I hope today’s date, er, auction goes OK and we aren’t outbit by some smooth talking twat.
August 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Trying to buy a home is like internet dating. You swipe right, find some great candidates that tick all the right boxes, but you still have to compete with other potential matches. Sigh.
I hope today’s date, er, auction goes OK and we aren’t outbit by some smooth talking twat.
I hope today’s date, er, auction goes OK and we aren’t outbit by some smooth talking twat.
No, it’s not the answer. We need all genders working in childcare settings, and a more effective way of vetting people who work in the industry. But banning men from working in day care is not the answer. My son’s male educators are wonderful and much needed role models.
July 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
No, it’s not the answer. We need all genders working in childcare settings, and a more effective way of vetting people who work in the industry. But banning men from working in day care is not the answer. My son’s male educators are wonderful and much needed role models.
The collab we didn’t know we needed. #australia
June 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The collab we didn’t know we needed. #australia
I was super worried I wasn’t going to be able to tick “fundamentalist Christian cults campaign for Liberal Party” off of my Australian Election bingo card so PHEW.
#auspol
#auspol
April 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I was super worried I wasn’t going to be able to tick “fundamentalist Christian cults campaign for Liberal Party” off of my Australian Election bingo card so PHEW.
#auspol
#auspol
At least it means the Trumpet of Pickleheads only have another month to spend on those stupid ads.
March 27, 2025 at 10:27 AM
At least it means the Trumpet of Pickleheads only have another month to spend on those stupid ads.
Forgot Styscraper, more breaking porcine news.
February 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Forgot Styscraper, more breaking porcine news.
What, his time travelling ghost mum?
January 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
What, his time travelling ghost mum?
Big love to whoever shared this James Watt factoid with Popbitch.
January 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Big love to whoever shared this James Watt factoid with Popbitch.
I would simply say no.
December 22, 2024 at 7:39 AM
I would simply say no.
It’s a long time since I read the Thomas books my younger brother owned so it took my sometime to realise what Sodor was and to also not automatically read this as “Sodom Friends.” My double take in Uniqlo today was almost comical.
November 24, 2024 at 8:16 AM
It’s a long time since I read the Thomas books my younger brother owned so it took my sometime to realise what Sodor was and to also not automatically read this as “Sodom Friends.” My double take in Uniqlo today was almost comical.
Want to go back on holiday and look at nice things.
November 6, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Want to go back on holiday and look at nice things.
This was my introduction to Dame Maggie Smith. <3
September 28, 2024 at 3:31 AM
This was my introduction to Dame Maggie Smith. <3
In @goingmedieval.bsky.social’s words - nice.
September 21, 2024 at 9:35 AM
In @goingmedieval.bsky.social’s words - nice.
Oooh, I thought my number would be much higher.
September 19, 2024 at 12:46 PM
Oooh, I thought my number would be much higher.
PHEW. My team always play better in the finals series when I am not watching them.
September 13, 2024 at 12:28 PM
PHEW. My team always play better in the finals series when I am not watching them.
I watched someone clearly in training collect rubbish in their truck today. It was awkward.
August 5, 2024 at 1:43 AM
I watched someone clearly in training collect rubbish in their truck today. It was awkward.
It would be as good as the time Jesus followed Farage around.
July 23, 2024 at 10:24 AM
It would be as good as the time Jesus followed Farage around.
My toddler’s favourite words are “oh no” - he’s the living embodiment of this wee character:
July 11, 2024 at 7:18 AM
My toddler’s favourite words are “oh no” - he’s the living embodiment of this wee character:
Ten years since my best/worst social media pun post.
June 24, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Ten years since my best/worst social media pun post.
Someone has liberally daubed the iconic statement all over Brunswick, it’s been really amusing to see as a former local of London who remembers seeing the OG version.
February 4, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Someone has liberally daubed the iconic statement all over Brunswick, it’s been really amusing to see as a former local of London who remembers seeing the OG version.
