It's hard being lectured on morality by men who cheat on their wives.

As they sternly quote the words of the Bible, and tell you to pull the log out of your eye, when you have never once gotten hammered drunk and fucked random people behind the back of your spouse hundreds of times.

I posted this some time ago but I think it needs reposting

God, drunk as hell, making humans: “Ok and sometimes their bodies will make tiny rocks that make it hurt when they pee”

Reggie White doing his best Rashawn Gary impression. #gopackgo #chivsgb #greenbaypackers #bassethound

This is Fred. He just found out he can chew his own ear. There aren't actually any rules against it, he checked. 12/10