crying, but in a cute way

not really addicted to this app in the way i'd hoped

well boys the trick is you’ve got to turn humiliation into an easily digestible sentiment that is both self-deprecating and pandering at the same time. it’s a skill that I developed due to having low self-esteem and wanting people to like me. And also <500 followers is still a lot actually

Just reviewed my Spotify Wrapped and my palms are literally sweating. I had to muster the courage to click it. January was my “Chill Skateboarding Emo Rap” phase

one day someone’s gonna call my work visceral and timely….one day they will say it’s whip-smart and dazzling

every time I watch The Office I end up thinking about my own inevitable death

googling Griffin Gluck and Louise Gluck, just to see (there is no relation)

could gravy go on a salad?

treating my body like whatever the opposite of a temple is and it feels amazing. should’ve been doing this the whole time

bothered bc i know a problem with my manuscript is that nearly all my scenes take place in bars or restaurants (i realized this when i was like, why do i keep writing about bartenders???). but where else do thirty years olds talk to each other?? is this a sad question?

my mom used to order a catholic magazine that reviewed tv, movies, and music for how appropriate(?) they were. As a kid I’d always flip through it pretty earnestly. I remember they reviewed this album and blurred out her shadowed chest as if she was naked lol. None of this impacted me at all

i had a lot of fun writing this one

I’m actually being very cool about my queer awakening (have only posted about detransition, baby twice)

i had to change my banner to a wholesome pic of leaves because the bsky app cropped my original banner--which was perfectly normal on desktop!--to make me look like, weirdly into male orgasms

was just made aware of the recent jack's mannequin/academy is... emo cruise and suddenly i know what my next novel's gonna be about