Why don’t men walk the plank anymore
February 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Why don’t men walk the plank anymore
Wook it up on googoo im not a dictionary
February 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Wook it up on googoo im not a dictionary
I can’t be the only human who loses their shit when they wash their hands in the winter and water gets on their sleeves.
February 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I can’t be the only human who loses their shit when they wash their hands in the winter and water gets on their sleeves.
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Giving the mice a break today. They’re sitting on the couch eating popcorn watching TV while I skitter in the walls
February 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Giving the mice a break today. They’re sitting on the couch eating popcorn watching TV while I skitter in the walls
There isn’t enough enrichment in my enclosure
January 30, 2025 at 6:31 AM
There isn’t enough enrichment in my enclosure
Men really shouldn’t invite girls over on the first date. Imma take his rotating microwave plate and toothpaste home
January 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Men really shouldn’t invite girls over on the first date. Imma take his rotating microwave plate and toothpaste home
You’re in his DMs and I’m putting a warm blanket over his cage next to my bed. We are not the same
January 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
You’re in his DMs and I’m putting a warm blanket over his cage next to my bed. We are not the same
I found Carmen sandiego
January 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I found Carmen sandiego
Jonny sins wouldn’t treat me like this
January 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Jonny sins wouldn’t treat me like this
A group of teenagers asked me to buy them beer in a parking lot. The world is healing
January 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
A group of teenagers asked me to buy them beer in a parking lot. The world is healing
Don’t ignore my texts, you’re so sexy. Ah ha ha
January 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Don’t ignore my texts, you’re so sexy. Ah ha ha
I hope this email finds you crying in your car, radicalized by the current state of our oligarchy. Seething with resentment.
January 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I hope this email finds you crying in your car, radicalized by the current state of our oligarchy. Seething with resentment.
I just need a cigarette and a diet Dr Pepper to get through today
January 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I just need a cigarette and a diet Dr Pepper to get through today
What if we all just stop working, then what?
January 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
What if we all just stop working, then what?
I’d do unspeakable things just for a beefy 5 layer burrito from Taco Bell
January 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I’d do unspeakable things just for a beefy 5 layer burrito from Taco Bell
I wish eleven was pronounced as oneity one
January 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I wish eleven was pronounced as oneity one
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I have a feeling someone may need this today.
This is a time that will try all our souls. We must let our friends & family know we see them, we value them & we will stand up to protect everyone’s right to be themselves.
This is a time that will try all our souls. We must let our friends & family know we see them, we value them & we will stand up to protect everyone’s right to be themselves.
January 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I have a feeling someone may need this today.
This is a time that will try all our souls. We must let our friends & family know we see them, we value them & we will stand up to protect everyone’s right to be themselves.
This is a time that will try all our souls. We must let our friends & family know we see them, we value them & we will stand up to protect everyone’s right to be themselves.
Espresso martinis are not for the girlies with IBS
January 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Espresso martinis are not for the girlies with IBS