I guess we all got Covid for valentines, huh?
February 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I guess we all got Covid for valentines, huh?
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Elon Musk is a terrible president.
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Elon Musk is a terrible president.
My kid told me tonight that we live in a “happy home”.
As someone who grew up surrounded by emotional chaos, a win doesn’t get much bigger than this.
#motherhood #parenting
As someone who grew up surrounded by emotional chaos, a win doesn’t get much bigger than this.
#motherhood #parenting
February 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
My kid told me tonight that we live in a “happy home”.
As someone who grew up surrounded by emotional chaos, a win doesn’t get much bigger than this.
#motherhood #parenting
As someone who grew up surrounded by emotional chaos, a win doesn’t get much bigger than this.
#motherhood #parenting
Me: Ev, you know girls like getting flowers.
Ev: Yeah! Hold on a sec…I got something for you.
5 minutes later, he brings out a bleached turtle shell he found in the woods.
At least it can’t die…again. 🙃
#motherhood #parenting #parentsky
Ev: Yeah! Hold on a sec…I got something for you.
5 minutes later, he brings out a bleached turtle shell he found in the woods.
At least it can’t die…again. 🙃
#motherhood #parenting #parentsky
February 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Me: Ev, you know girls like getting flowers.
Ev: Yeah! Hold on a sec…I got something for you.
5 minutes later, he brings out a bleached turtle shell he found in the woods.
At least it can’t die…again. 🙃
#motherhood #parenting #parentsky
Ev: Yeah! Hold on a sec…I got something for you.
5 minutes later, he brings out a bleached turtle shell he found in the woods.
At least it can’t die…again. 🙃
#motherhood #parenting #parentsky
February 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Luigi is my favorite Mario bros character. Some people might balk at that and wring their hands, but Luigi is a hero. More people should be like Luigi. The Mario Bros character.
February 1, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Luigi is my favorite Mario bros character. Some people might balk at that and wring their hands, but Luigi is a hero. More people should be like Luigi. The Mario Bros character.
Reposted by Lindsey 💙
None of us voted for Elon Musk to do shit.
January 31, 2025 at 11:09 PM
None of us voted for Elon Musk to do shit.
Overheard at the laundromat:
“My kid can’t read because her teachers are terrible.” Later, the mom admits that she doesn’t make them do homework either.
I hate it here.
#motherhood #parenting #parentsky
“My kid can’t read because her teachers are terrible.” Later, the mom admits that she doesn’t make them do homework either.
I hate it here.
#motherhood #parenting #parentsky
February 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Overheard at the laundromat:
“My kid can’t read because her teachers are terrible.” Later, the mom admits that she doesn’t make them do homework either.
I hate it here.
#motherhood #parenting #parentsky
“My kid can’t read because her teachers are terrible.” Later, the mom admits that she doesn’t make them do homework either.
I hate it here.
#motherhood #parenting #parentsky
February 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
January 31, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Babygirl, these tires are balder than my head. - Man at Walmart putting on my new set
January 31, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Babygirl, these tires are balder than my head. - Man at Walmart putting on my new set
I wore stand-up pants to my sit-down job. Miserable doesn’t even begin to cut it.
January 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I wore stand-up pants to my sit-down job. Miserable doesn’t even begin to cut it.
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Since I’ve given up TikTok, I’ve been using my free time to beat the Spyro game trilogy.
Year of the Dragon can kiss my ass.
#spyro #videogames
Year of the Dragon can kiss my ass.
#spyro #videogames
January 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Since I’ve given up TikTok, I’ve been using my free time to beat the Spyro game trilogy.
Year of the Dragon can kiss my ass.
#spyro #videogames
Year of the Dragon can kiss my ass.
#spyro #videogames
My 13 year old niece is going through an emo phase, and she just asked me to make her a Spotify playlist.
This is the best day of my life.
This is the best day of my life.
January 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
My 13 year old niece is going through an emo phase, and she just asked me to make her a Spotify playlist.
This is the best day of my life.
This is the best day of my life.
January 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
January 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Sentences I never thought I would have to say, but here we are:
1. Everett, if you fart again, you’ll be grounded until you’re 64.
2. You cannot write “cold as balls” on your homework.
#parenting #motherhood #parentsky
1. Everett, if you fart again, you’ll be grounded until you’re 64.
2. You cannot write “cold as balls” on your homework.
#parenting #motherhood #parentsky
January 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Sentences I never thought I would have to say, but here we are:
1. Everett, if you fart again, you’ll be grounded until you’re 64.
2. You cannot write “cold as balls” on your homework.
#parenting #motherhood #parentsky
1. Everett, if you fart again, you’ll be grounded until you’re 64.
2. You cannot write “cold as balls” on your homework.
#parenting #motherhood #parentsky
Me: Ev, you have to create a weather forecast for part of your schoolwork today.
Ev: Alright. Can I say it’s cold as balls outside?
No more snow days. 🙃
#parenting #motherhood #parentsky
Ev: Alright. Can I say it’s cold as balls outside?
No more snow days. 🙃
#parenting #motherhood #parentsky
January 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Me: Ev, you have to create a weather forecast for part of your schoolwork today.
Ev: Alright. Can I say it’s cold as balls outside?
No more snow days. 🙃
#parenting #motherhood #parentsky
Ev: Alright. Can I say it’s cold as balls outside?
No more snow days. 🙃
#parenting #motherhood #parentsky
January 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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listen. if it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, its probably a nazi
January 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
listen. if it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, its probably a nazi
January 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It’s a rough week to live in a rural, very red county. 🫠
January 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It’s a rough week to live in a rural, very red county. 🫠