Bitches act like they love a chicken noodle soup and don’t even know what mirepoix is

Three cheese? Oh you mean a fromage a trois????

How are these people saying they want us to have more kids and then taking away healthcare subsidies? My husband and I both work and for the same plan it would be $400 more next year. Or $250 a month for JUST our daughter.
This is rhetorical, like I know how, it’s bc they are evil.

These are not the Black Friday prices people used to get trampled at a Walmart for, that’s for sure

Knuckle tattoos that say “BOSS BABY”

Can Zohran talk to my mom next?

Girls only want one thing

I’m just saying, Tom from MySpace would never try to form an oligarchy

A couple recent paintings with lyrics from Beck and Wilco 💪💀

Finally threw out my almond butter that expired in… 2022

God bless the USA with some common sense, specifically

Does anyone know a guy who can get me 🎵 run over by a Lexus 🎵