LindsBean
@lindsbean.bsky.social
The cashier asked me how to pronounce my last name, I told him, he asked my maiden name and then said he would’ve kept that if he were me ☠️☠️
June 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The cashier asked me how to pronounce my last name, I told him, he asked my maiden name and then said he would’ve kept that if he were me ☠️☠️
If I’m shaving, there is a 100% chance I will cut myself.
April 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
If I’m shaving, there is a 100% chance I will cut myself.
If someone April Fools me today - you will be excommunicated from my life. No exceptions.
April 1, 2025 at 1:18 PM
If someone April Fools me today - you will be excommunicated from my life. No exceptions.
International Delight coffee creamer is NOT the move. 😩
March 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
International Delight coffee creamer is NOT the move. 😩
I’m just so grateful our power stayed on. Sending love to all my STL people. ❤️
March 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I’m just so grateful our power stayed on. Sending love to all my STL people. ❤️
Being an American is actually so hard and sad right now. 😢
March 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Being an American is actually so hard and sad right now. 😢
My esthetician told me she could tell I was hydrated by my skin. Taking that as my W for day 🫶🏻
February 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
My esthetician told me she could tell I was hydrated by my skin. Taking that as my W for day 🫶🏻
Why would you make a keyboard with a numeric pad but no num lock key? Or function keys??? 🙃
February 3, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Why would you make a keyboard with a numeric pad but no num lock key? Or function keys??? 🙃