The Lindsay Book of Quotes
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A selection of things my wife has said, presented without context
"If you love me and want to be considerate, remove your bones"
February 11, 2026 at 1:30 AM
"If you love me and want to be considerate, remove your bones"
"You know when you think about it, lighthouse keepers are the original night auditors"
February 10, 2026 at 9:30 PM
"You know when you think about it, lighthouse keepers are the original night auditors"
"I'll never love a human child the way I love this plant"
February 10, 2026 at 8:21 AM
"I'll never love a human child the way I love this plant"
"What day is it, July 6th?"
(it was July 4th)
(it was July 4th)
February 10, 2026 at 8:20 AM
"What day is it, July 6th?"
(it was July 4th)
(it was July 4th)
"Can the park service be more corrupt?"
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 AM
"Can the park service be more corrupt?"