Start whispering to her when she is asleep: "no olive oil on the pasta"

Goddamn it lol

like i got a little holiday bonus from the co-op and it was so hard to act normal as one of the managers gave me the envelope. I wanted to cry because I'm super new and I've never gotten a holiday bonus in my life

These are some hard facts

I like turkey 🫣

Yarrrr! A sea hag I shall always be, in my heart as I roam the mountains

I'll believe it when I see it

How's your wife doing?

I am starting to use it because of you!!

If joy were an animal :)

GOOD