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@lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social
Author, horror nerd, queer mom. She/her. ASK A QUEER CHICK (Plume, 2016), THE Z WORD (Quirk, 2024), THIS IS MY BODY (Quirk, 2025). https://www.lindsaykingmiller.com/
Black velvet in that little boy's smile
Black velvet in that slow southern style
A new religion that'll bring you to your knees
Black velvet if you please
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 AM
everybody shut the FUCK up, my cats are snuggling
November 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
CRYING, SCREAMING, THROWING UP: On Grief & Horror

My FREE, VIRTUAL master class for the Western Colorado University Graduate Program in Creative Writing is next Monday, November 17! You do not need to be affiliated with Western or have prior writing experience to attend. Tell your friends!
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I'm at the desecrated cemetery, I'm at the gay cruising ground, I'm at the combination desecrated cemetery and gay cruising ground (and yes, climbing a tree here counts as research for my novel)
November 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
You: Pumpkin Bigfoot
Me, an intellectual: Sasquash
October 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I am living on borrowed time.
October 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Oompa loompa doompa dee doo
We have a little sight to show you
October 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
October 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I tried to get cute at the playground with my kid today, and ended up with rope burns and blisters all over my hands. Later, in an unrelated incident, I fell down the stairs. I am not qualified to operate complex equipment such as a human body.
September 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
May I offer you a Julius in these trying times?
September 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Julius dares to ask the question: what if a boy, was round
September 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Tag yourself I'm the gravestone with glowing roots
September 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I needed to look up how long it takes different types of caskets to decompose (yes, this is for one sentence of my WIP that I'll probably end up cutting anyway), and I came across this helpful graphic. JFC how are people not embarrassed to publish shit like this on their professional websites?
September 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Live Lindsay reaction
August 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Here are some more friends from the normal carousel (Lakeside Amusement Park, Denver: "Actually, Fewer People Have Died Here than You Might Think!")
August 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
GREETINGS HUMAN CHILD

CLIMB ABOARD THE NORMAL CAROUSEL

YOUR SOUL WILL BE FINE
August 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
My second novel, THIS IS MY BODY, comes out August 5. It's gory, gay, and (if you don't mind my saying so) good as hell. @sarahgailey.bsky.social called it "hideously satisfying." @scumbelievable.bsky.social called it "a brutal, brilliant story of motherhood, memory, and religion." Pre-order now!
July 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
July 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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July 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Apparently it is #makeaterriblecomicday so please enjoy this thought that would not leave my head
June 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Today's mandatory drawing assignment from my kiddo. For someone who couldn't draw two years ago, I think she looks pretty good!
June 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The first Pride was a riot. The last Pride is a bloodbath.

The ebook of my first novel THE Z WORD, in which a disaster bisexual teams up with her friends and ex to fight zombies at Pride, is on sale for $2.99 through June 1. 'Tis the season! Grab a copy at your favorite purveyor of ebooks!
May 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM