Happy birthday @hamsterkaren.bsky.social ! Have to make it Twitter official 😂😂😂😂
*yes, I know what platform I’m on, you old geezers
*yes, I know what platform I’m on, you old geezers
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November 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Happy birthday @hamsterkaren.bsky.social ! Have to make it Twitter official 😂😂😂😂
*yes, I know what platform I’m on, you old geezers
*yes, I know what platform I’m on, you old geezers
If you have ever wondered why I’m always early or very punctual, it’s because of my parents. They were supposed to meet me at my house at 9. I went to grab a few groceries and when I pulled back up to my home at 8:40, there they were.
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
If you have ever wondered why I’m always early or very punctual, it’s because of my parents. They were supposed to meet me at my house at 9. I went to grab a few groceries and when I pulled back up to my home at 8:40, there they were.
Well if you’re gonna take away some of my joy, I’ll just have to find another way…
October 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Well if you’re gonna take away some of my joy, I’ll just have to find another way…
Every time one of my bras decide to die, I thank it for its service and bury it deep in my trash bin. It’s time for you to rest now
October 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Every time one of my bras decide to die, I thank it for its service and bury it deep in my trash bin. It’s time for you to rest now
I will always love and root for Springer
October 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I will always love and root for Springer
Getting older means singing a jingle of a place so you can remember their name…
🎶Love that chicken from…
🎶Love that chicken from…
October 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Getting older means singing a jingle of a place so you can remember their name…
🎶Love that chicken from…
🎶Love that chicken from…
Well, I guess I need a time turner…
October 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Well, I guess I need a time turner…
I know it’s time for me to go to sleep cause I just said platanium instead of platinum
October 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I know it’s time for me to go to sleep cause I just said platanium instead of platinum
Hey autocorrect, when I’m trying to text movers, it’s never lovers
October 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Hey autocorrect, when I’m trying to text movers, it’s never lovers
Signed up for an online course in my field but it’s a self-pace course and well, I started off strong…….it is now day 2
October 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Signed up for an online course in my field but it’s a self-pace course and well, I started off strong…….it is now day 2
Oh there was a win
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September 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Oh there was a win
Welp, Astros have me cutting my bangs on a Sunday night
September 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Welp, Astros have me cutting my bangs on a Sunday night
No matter how many videos I watch, I will never be able to burrito wrap
September 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
No matter how many videos I watch, I will never be able to burrito wrap
One thing you will not do, is bully me into driving faster on Buffalo Speedway in West U
September 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
One thing you will not do, is bully me into driving faster on Buffalo Speedway in West U
So many of my favorite restaurants are closing. Stop, I can only eat so much in a few days
September 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM
So many of my favorite restaurants are closing. Stop, I can only eat so much in a few days