I honestly don’t care what happens to him as long as he leaves the scene one way or another, but part of me is semi-sincerely worried he will live forever.

“It’s embarrassing for me to be up here” … finally a true statement.

My brother wrote a novel based on this michaellowenthal.com/charity-girl...

I’m so sorry, Josh!! He was truly a legend and I assumed he would live forever.

As a person who really really likes tomatoes, blueberries, and hearing people speak Spanish I find the original comment super baffling, but on the other hand I guess I would pay $100 for non-breathable underwear if it would make this charmer go away, so maybe I get the concept.

“I love the affordabile kare act but I hate Obamacare!”

Oh wow! Thank you! So weird they seem to have put just “Monique” on only a very few designs.

I guess?? In a weird script?

Instead of “dividing Americans based on race,” we must affirm that human beings are inherently divided into distinct races? Do these people listen to themselves?

Amazing!! Congratulations!

I keep saying this!!!

I love this painting!

Women are not qualified to serve someone coffee, according to the new right-wing view? This is breaking my brain.

I have finally read this entire gross story and still have no idea what these people actually want out of life or government besides being able to call people retarded faggots without fear that it might create a bad impression.