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She/Her/Kayaker/ #VA01 Dem voter/will not obey in advance/PSU Art History BA/JMU Dukes & W&M Tribe mom/Live music fan/🫘 listener/book reader/fan of Bertrand Russell & Thomas Hardy/snark is sometimes hidden in the Alt Text/ #NAFO 🇺🇦 #Fellas
Cool Day!
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Granddoggo waiting by the grill. #SundayMood #LabsOfBlueSky #FoxRedLabs
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
weird
November 23, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Filled out #RobWittman ‘s latest performative “survey” like a good constituent citizen. Think Rob will be on board with universal healthcare? I’m sure he’ll get right on it, friend. 🙄
November 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
An updated version of the 5 line test, for 2025. #PresidentPiggy #Piggy
November 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Older #GenX ers!

I was in elementary school learning to read and write during #Watergate. Does anyone else remember this *word puzzle* from back then? I distinctly remember my older sisters giving me this *test*. I’ve forever associated “Nixon” with “pig”. And now we have a #PresidentPiggy again.
November 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Happy #BeaujolaisDay 2025!
Is this first year it comes with screw top cap instead of cork? Something seems different. The wine tastes pretty good though. (I am not really picky though)
#WineSky
November 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
(begin text on page 26, vol 1 of #JackSmithReport.
Note: mostly photo images and some footnotes on these next few pages)

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Photograph of the Capitol on January 6, 2021 (John Manchillo/AP) (112)

Photograph of the Capitol on January 6, 2021 (Ken Cedeno/UPI) (113)

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November 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Something about a walking national security threat having power to deem what is and isn’t a national security threat, reminds me of this old saying:

“You can't promote
principled anti-corruption action without pissing off corrupt people."

(I think this is from an old MSW or Beans share)
November 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Reminder:

"You can't promote
principled anti-corruption action without pissing off corrupt people."
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Seen on #McCormacksIrishPub social media (Richmond VA)
November 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I have one of those shirts!
Never been to the pub, but ordered the t-shirt. Might be worth the trip from Williamsburg to get a beer there some time soon!

Love the spirit on their Insta
November 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
@wittmanwatch.bsky.social, if “mob of rioters” is wrong to describe Jan 6th, the preferred #RobWittman word was “blemish”.

“He (Wittman) said the attack was a blemish on the nation that left him saddened and hoping it won’t stop people working together to tackle the nation’s challenges”
November 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
2018 I was ready for Declaration of Independence 2.0.

Damn, it’s becoming clear 250 years after the first declaration, we might need a new one in 2026?

#SaveDemocracy
#ThirdImpeachment now.
November 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Hmmm. I could add that one to my *wear misogynistic insults as badges of honor* t-shirt collection
November 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
What perfect album came out the year you were 16?
November 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Olympic Curling Trials!!!
suck it college football.
November 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Food Drive! Common Ground Edge District in Williamsburg @ Parker & Peony Boutique!
November 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
#VA01 , Do 2 things at once! Call Wittman to sign the discharge petition for ACA subsidies AND tell him to vote YES on #HR4405 to release Epstein files!

Washington, D.C. Office:
(202) 225-4261

Glen Allen Office:
(804) 401-4120

Yorktown Office:
(757) 527-6270

follow @wittmanwatch.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
…bungle uncovering and rescuing the children from abuse? What if Gricar’s decision not to prosecute was forced by mafia threats to his family? What if his brother Roy was tracking a similar child trafficking ring in Ohio? (Les Wexler, retail mogul of tween & teen clothing stores Epstein connection)
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Imagine if someone in media had asked about Epstein in 2015/2016 campaign. Sigh.

New Yorkers knew. Lots of people knew. #ButHerEmails 🙄
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
👀🔥

50 years from now I hope we’re looking back at how the this giant pedo trafficking ring/transnational crime syndicate (with corruption tentacles embedded within governments & banking industry globally) was finally exposed and the long arduous task of accountabily & clean up began .
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
From 2021, my old Twitter post about the subject. The old tell the suspected child rapist to “just keep your swim trunks on in the shower” and that solves everything strategy. Like Dershowitz keeping his underpants on while naked children massaged him.

Could Epstein files expose connections?
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Louis Freeh. Hmm.
Where’s he working now?
Oh yeah. Russia.
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
These are very loose dots to connect… but anyone who followed the Sandusky scandal has to wonder whatever became of the “federal” investigations into The Second Mile. (The charity grooming operation that Bank of NY Mellon was a large donor to)
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM