Lincoln Cromwell
@lincolnhcromwell.bsky.social
Not Right, What's Left, Anti Both Siderism, Anti Normalization of Crime & Bigotry
The Avengers, S6E11, John Cleese plays, one, Marcus Rugman. It's the episode in which this series jumped the shark.
September 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The Avengers, S6E11, John Cleese plays, one, Marcus Rugman. It's the episode in which this series jumped the shark.
Went to trim my toenails today. My toes had really big calluses. It was like I had been playing bass with my toes.
August 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Went to trim my toenails today. My toes had really big calluses. It was like I had been playing bass with my toes.
We watched a movie about Wednesday on Tuesday. Now my wife wants a Sundae.
August 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
We watched a movie about Wednesday on Tuesday. Now my wife wants a Sundae.
Online Old Time musicians dating ap: EieioHarmony
August 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Online Old Time musicians dating ap: EieioHarmony
The first three seasons of The Avengers were serious. I liked them. The 4th seasons is a bit Keystone Cops. For example S4E17 title, Girl From Auntie, is a parody.
July 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The first three seasons of The Avengers were serious. I liked them. The 4th seasons is a bit Keystone Cops. For example S4E17 title, Girl From Auntie, is a parody.
Egg Salad Main Street
July 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Egg Salad Main Street
Where you pour things out is the spout. So, where you pour things in is the spin. My wife looks at me like I have some sort of problem when I tell her these things.
July 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Where you pour things out is the spout. So, where you pour things in is the spin. My wife looks at me like I have some sort of problem when I tell her these things.
Kechup and fireflies are easier to say. But, I prefer catsup and lightning bugs.
July 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Kechup and fireflies are easier to say. But, I prefer catsup and lightning bugs.
Yesterday inconclusive reports on Grump's bombing made him scream, "FAKE NEWS!" Today Grump is confirming that inconclusive IS the credible intelligence. That clearly demonstrates a lack of credible intelligence on his part.
June 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Yesterday inconclusive reports on Grump's bombing made him scream, "FAKE NEWS!" Today Grump is confirming that inconclusive IS the credible intelligence. That clearly demonstrates a lack of credible intelligence on his part.
I would walk 500 miles,
And, I would walk 500 more,
Just to be the man who
Walked 500 miles
And collapsed at front door
And, I would walk 500 more,
Just to be the man who
Walked 500 miles
And collapsed at front door
June 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I would walk 500 miles,
And, I would walk 500 more,
Just to be the man who
Walked 500 miles
And collapsed at front door
And, I would walk 500 more,
Just to be the man who
Walked 500 miles
And collapsed at front door
In an episode of The Avengers, a character named Gilda Stern appeared. I kept expecting another one to show up named Rosa Kranz. Didn't happen. Disappointed.
June 5, 2025 at 11:11 AM
In an episode of The Avengers, a character named Gilda Stern appeared. I kept expecting another one to show up named Rosa Kranz. Didn't happen. Disappointed.
Had a strange experience playing my new (acoustic) mandolin. There was an unusual extraneous noise. It was intermittent, but kept repeating. It really irritating me. After a few minutes I realized I was kinda hangry . . . and I could hear my stomach was growling through the sound hole. WTF?
May 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Had a strange experience playing my new (acoustic) mandolin. There was an unusual extraneous noise. It was intermittent, but kept repeating. It really irritating me. After a few minutes I realized I was kinda hangry . . . and I could hear my stomach was growling through the sound hole. WTF?
The dream was in vivid color, and in it someone stepped on my brand new fiddle bow. They felt it was in their way, and just walked on it instead of stepping over it.
May 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The dream was in vivid color, and in it someone stepped on my brand new fiddle bow. They felt it was in their way, and just walked on it instead of stepping over it.
Who is it?
DOGE.
DOGE's not here, man.
I'M DOGE!
What?
It's DOGE.
DOGE's not here, man.
DOGE.
DOGE's not here, man.
I'M DOGE!
What?
It's DOGE.
DOGE's not here, man.
May 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Who is it?
DOGE.
DOGE's not here, man.
I'M DOGE!
What?
It's DOGE.
DOGE's not here, man.
DOGE.
DOGE's not here, man.
I'M DOGE!
What?
It's DOGE.
DOGE's not here, man.
My first experience purchasing a fiddle bow worth more than $80. HOLY EFFIN A! What a difference!
May 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
My first experience purchasing a fiddle bow worth more than $80. HOLY EFFIN A! What a difference!
Found my perfect blend: 3 day old regular, 2 day old ½ caf, & 1 day old latte.
May 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Found my perfect blend: 3 day old regular, 2 day old ½ caf, & 1 day old latte.
Just call me asshole in the morning, baby.
Just slap my face before you leave me, darlin'.
Then, slowly walk away.
Just slap my face before you leave me, darlin'.
Then, slowly walk away.
May 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Just call me asshole in the morning, baby.
Just slap my face before you leave me, darlin'.
Then, slowly walk away.
Just slap my face before you leave me, darlin'.
Then, slowly walk away.
Oak Hampton, my captain!
May 6, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Oak Hampton, my captain!
Once, when I was a lot younger, I went to a rave and took some molé. My friends had brought chicken tacos. We really enjoyed ourselves.
April 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Once, when I was a lot younger, I went to a rave and took some molé. My friends had brought chicken tacos. We really enjoyed ourselves.
Sometimes it takes me a while. But I usually figure it out. Case in point: tabbing crooked fiddle tunes. I have used the same tableture app since 1998, but couldn't write crooked tabs until today. All I had to do was change the time signature for a single measure here and there. Voi la! Crooked tab.
April 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Sometimes it takes me a while. But I usually figure it out. Case in point: tabbing crooked fiddle tunes. I have used the same tableture app since 1998, but couldn't write crooked tabs until today. All I had to do was change the time signature for a single measure here and there. Voi la! Crooked tab.
At the supermarket today there was a guy who looked a lot like Joseph Heller, and not just because he could have passed for dead. He actually looked like Joseph Heller.
April 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
At the supermarket today there was a guy who looked a lot like Joseph Heller, and not just because he could have passed for dead. He actually looked like Joseph Heller.
Just realized I have never heard a blues song refer to having worms.
April 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Just realized I have never heard a blues song refer to having worms.
ROC, NY, Hands-Off Rally.
April 6, 2025 at 1:37 PM
ROC, NY, Hands-Off Rally.
Canaltown Coffee Roasters! (Rochester Blend!)
March 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Canaltown Coffee Roasters! (Rochester Blend!)
Solid Potato Salad
March 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Solid Potato Salad