I could not be more proud of my local library. This was one of the recommended reading moments.

My kid just got mad at me for asking him to get dressed. My other kid just got mad at me for asking her to clean up her breakfast. It’s 2pm. I am now hiding in my room with my dog. I think I need that severance surgery but instead of being awake for the outside stuff, I want to do work.

Am I the only one asking why in the hell military helicopters are even flying anywhere near a commercial airport? As far as I know, the sky is REALLY BIG with lots of room to be in. Could we just not allow that? LMK….thanks.

Did ya’ll know the Trump 2025 playbook includes outlawing porn? Maybe he is getting back at Stormy with that one.

Donny the day after his conviction: “If I can’t get away with paying off a porn star, no one gets porn anymore.”

#project2025