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Limey Rick
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There once was a poet on BlueSky
Who summoned the nerve to ask you why
The world's such a mess
And how should we express
Our pain and disdain for this coup guy?
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Just when I thought I was out, he pulls me back in.

#Disney #Kimmel #Hulu #ABC #Trump #Kirk #FreeSpeech #CancelCulture #Poetry #Limerick
First Colbert, now Kimmel concede To Trump’s megalomaniacal greed And with every decree Our speech gets more free Like an attack dog let off the lead
September 19, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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#NoMoreKings #KingDonald

#Limerick #Poetry #Politics #Trump
There once was a man named Don King Boxing was kinda his thing But like that clown Ronald There was never a King Donald Trump's just a royal pain in the ring
June 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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Write a limerick about #Trump and #Musk without mentioning Trump and Musk...

#Limerick #Poetry #Politics
Hey teacher! There's two boys here fighting They're kicking and pinching and biting I'd not normally swipe right On so petty a fight But I've a fear the whole playground's igniting
June 6, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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I should probably be writing limericks about how racist Kier Starmer is being, but this is planely the more pressing issue.

#Limerick #Poetry #Politics #Trump
Trump receiving a jet, it's apparent From Qatar, as a gift, is abherent But no, we're quite wrong Move along! Move along! It's FINE 'cause the deal is transparent
May 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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If he stops, I'll stop

#Limerick #Poetry #Politics #Trump #Tariffs @beautifulsausage.bsky.social
Trump's tariff scheme was prolific Stock markets thought it horrific But there's something appealing About insider dealing And your rich friends will think you're tarrific!
April 11, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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Oh dear, I've let myself down with some foul language this time.

#Limerick #Poetry #Politics #Trump #Vance #Greenland
There once was a country called Greenland Being stalked by a much more obscene land Won't this colonialist hack Just piss off and not come back? Because then we would all be in dream land
March 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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A Trumptych.

#Limerick #Poetry #Politics #Trump #Musk
There is an old white man - a yank Who causes, let's be perfectly frank, Such utter dejection That his re-election Is surely some kind of a prank While the rest of the world stares agog That man spits his bile through a fog Of hatred and fear And obviously a sheer Zeal for living high on the hog He makes deals with other vile devils To provide for their mutual revels Other demons stand by And won't even decry Just watch as the whole world deshevels
February 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM