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A record of my genuine dreams, posted direct upon waking to provide the freshness and caloric density you've come to trust.
Ancient wisdom has collapsed into one axiom: don't eat weird fruit.
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Ancient wisdom has collapsed into one axiom: don't eat weird fruit.
Hand staining slides. Start with two back to back and pull out four. This happens over and over, the slides decades old.
November 20, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Hand staining slides. Start with two back to back and pull out four. This happens over and over, the slides decades old.
Some patients have requested that their ultrasounds be saved to vinyl record. The contractor they hired is in the way.
November 19, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Some patients have requested that their ultrasounds be saved to vinyl record. The contractor they hired is in the way.
The gruel is thick today. Are we running out of water?
November 18, 2025 at 12:15 PM
The gruel is thick today. Are we running out of water?
Grandfather tells me to ask when I don't know where a dish goes after washing it. I've lived in this house for 18 years, I think I know their proper homes.
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Grandfather tells me to ask when I don't know where a dish goes after washing it. I've lived in this house for 18 years, I think I know their proper homes.
Young kid hooked up to whirring machinery. This is overkill for a simple parotid biopsy.
November 16, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Young kid hooked up to whirring machinery. This is overkill for a simple parotid biopsy.
It's tough to see, but the night sky is an illusion.
November 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
It's tough to see, but the night sky is an illusion.
Weaver: minion: until night three you may kill instead of your demon. If you choose to do this on night three you also die.
November 14, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Weaver: minion: until night three you may kill instead of your demon. If you choose to do this on night three you also die.
Honour among thieves, strap on your greaves.
Thieves among honour, woe be upon ya.
Thieves among honour, woe be upon ya.
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Honour among thieves, strap on your greaves.
Thieves among honour, woe be upon ya.
Thieves among honour, woe be upon ya.
All that's left of him is a few nerves and bones, hooked up to an intricate web of technology.
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM
All that's left of him is a few nerves and bones, hooked up to an intricate web of technology.
Crunchy tabletop arrangements
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Crunchy tabletop arrangements
Ancient basement microwave. I must reheat this pizza in two and a half minutes or the mob boss will kill me. I complete the task and he invites me to eat pizza with him in an open field.
November 10, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Ancient basement microwave. I must reheat this pizza in two and a half minutes or the mob boss will kill me. I complete the task and he invites me to eat pizza with him in an open field.
Dodging fiery bolts and barbs that shoot up from the fields.
November 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Dodging fiery bolts and barbs that shoot up from the fields.
He wheezes out the melody, despite his belly being pummeled.
November 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
He wheezes out the melody, despite his belly being pummeled.
Finally climbed out of the darkness, but turning back because I forgot my hat
November 6, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Finally climbed out of the darkness, but turning back because I forgot my hat
Lounging in an office chair near the horizontal with a cat on my lap and one around my shoulders.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Lounging in an office chair near the horizontal with a cat on my lap and one around my shoulders.
Rolling a quick-drying paste into my top bed quilt and face. The fumes are acting fast.
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Rolling a quick-drying paste into my top bed quilt and face. The fumes are acting fast.
Jessica keeps following me, so I go to the abandoned hotel, weaving through empty ballrooms and conference rooms.
November 3, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Jessica keeps following me, so I go to the abandoned hotel, weaving through empty ballrooms and conference rooms.
Merge and cut across five lanes of traffic without looking for any oncoming cars.
November 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Merge and cut across five lanes of traffic without looking for any oncoming cars.
By gently squeezing this packet of ranch dressing, I can telepathically speak to my cousin.
November 1, 2025 at 12:37 PM
By gently squeezing this packet of ranch dressing, I can telepathically speak to my cousin.
Cloaks are back in fashion, with every child wearing one or two.
October 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Cloaks are back in fashion, with every child wearing one or two.
Dropout buys a huge weathered concrete spire, 200 feet tall, and turns it into a tourist attraction.
October 30, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Dropout buys a huge weathered concrete spire, 200 feet tall, and turns it into a tourist attraction.
Trapped in a shooter video game, where I can't leave until everyone around me is dead.
October 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Trapped in a shooter video game, where I can't leave until everyone around me is dead.
Unscrew the base of my electric kettle and discover a switch that opens a secret tunnel in my basement. Someone has been hiding down here and wiping my memory for years.
October 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Unscrew the base of my electric kettle and discover a switch that opens a secret tunnel in my basement. Someone has been hiding down here and wiping my memory for years.