@limericksrus.bsky.social
Agitation is seizing our POTUS,
And wanting to keep from our notice,
The Epstein inquisition,
And Smith's deposition,
Starts a war, just part of his modus.
#limericks #Venezuela #TrumpForPrison
And wanting to keep from our notice,
The Epstein inquisition,
And Smith's deposition,
Starts a war, just part of his modus.
#limericks #Venezuela #TrumpForPrison
Whatever is in the Epstein Files and Jack Smith’s report must be HORRIBLE for Donald to illegally invade Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Agitation is seizing our POTUS,
And wanting to keep from our notice,
The Epstein inquisition,
And Smith's deposition,
Starts a war, just part of his modus.
#limericks #Venezuela #TrumpForPrison
And wanting to keep from our notice,
The Epstein inquisition,
And Smith's deposition,
Starts a war, just part of his modus.
#limericks #Venezuela #TrumpForPrison
Poor Donny is going through hell,
Even before his death knell,
Despite all his pleas,
From down on his knees,
He could not win the Nobel.
#limericks #Nobel #Trump
Even before his death knell,
Despite all his pleas,
From down on his knees,
He could not win the Nobel.
#limericks #Nobel #Trump
October 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Poor Donny is going through hell,
Even before his death knell,
Despite all his pleas,
From down on his knees,
He could not win the Nobel.
#limericks #Nobel #Trump
Even before his death knell,
Despite all his pleas,
From down on his knees,
He could not win the Nobel.
#limericks #Nobel #Trump
There once was a SecDef named Pete,
Who decided that it would be sweet,
To gather the brass,
To tickle Trump's ass,
But it imploded and that's pretty neat.
#limericks #Hegseth
Who decided that it would be sweet,
To gather the brass,
To tickle Trump's ass,
But it imploded and that's pretty neat.
#limericks #Hegseth
October 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
There once was a SecDef named Pete,
Who decided that it would be sweet,
To gather the brass,
To tickle Trump's ass,
But it imploded and that's pretty neat.
#limericks #Hegseth
Who decided that it would be sweet,
To gather the brass,
To tickle Trump's ass,
But it imploded and that's pretty neat.
#limericks #Hegseth
With #TrumpIsDying trending, just remember John Donne's words: "Each man's death diminishes me..." But really, it's just proof that Donne never met Donny.
August 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
With #TrumpIsDying trending, just remember John Donne's words: "Each man's death diminishes me..." But really, it's just proof that Donne never met Donny.
In the annals of assholes, quite numerous,
Is Mike Lee, who thinks it quite humorous,
To have a Dem open season,
Which is one good reason,
To wish Lee to be found to be tumorous.
#limericks #MikeLee #politics
Is Mike Lee, who thinks it quite humorous,
To have a Dem open season,
Which is one good reason,
To wish Lee to be found to be tumorous.
#limericks #MikeLee #politics
June 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
In the annals of assholes, quite numerous,
Is Mike Lee, who thinks it quite humorous,
To have a Dem open season,
Which is one good reason,
To wish Lee to be found to be tumorous.
#limericks #MikeLee #politics
Is Mike Lee, who thinks it quite humorous,
To have a Dem open season,
Which is one good reason,
To wish Lee to be found to be tumorous.
#limericks #MikeLee #politics
A propaganda outlet, Fox News,
Is known for the garbage it spews,
Take (please) J. Pirro,
Whose knowledge is zero,
And rants fueled mostly by booze.
#limericks #foxnews
Is known for the garbage it spews,
Take (please) J. Pirro,
Whose knowledge is zero,
And rants fueled mostly by booze.
#limericks #foxnews
Fox’s Jeanine Pirro Says Stocks Plummeting ‘Isn’t Necessarily a Negative’ https://twp.ai/4imNLL
Fox’s Jeanine Pirro Says Stocks Plummeting ‘Isn’t Necessarily a Negative’
Stocks got rocked on Friday for the second straight day after President Donald Trump unveiled sweeping tariffs this week.
twp.ai
April 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
A propaganda outlet, Fox News,
Is known for the garbage it spews,
Take (please) J. Pirro,
Whose knowledge is zero,
And rants fueled mostly by booze.
#limericks #foxnews
Is known for the garbage it spews,
Take (please) J. Pirro,
Whose knowledge is zero,
And rants fueled mostly by booze.
#limericks #foxnews
Fox News is now trying to hide,
The market's astonishing slide,
With knots in their knickers,
They've deep-sixed the tickers,
And plastered on smiles fake and wide.
#limericks #stockmarketcrash #tarriffs
The market's astonishing slide,
With knots in their knickers,
They've deep-sixed the tickers,
And plastered on smiles fake and wide.
#limericks #stockmarketcrash #tarriffs
1) Fox News is for real not showing stock-market ticker during this week's collapse.
2) Its economic news is "strong jobs report."
3) Every time I've checked in today, the coverage has been "illegal immigrants committing new crimes."
This is state propaganda, on a par with North Korea or PRC.
2) Its economic news is "strong jobs report."
3) Every time I've checked in today, the coverage has been "illegal immigrants committing new crimes."
This is state propaganda, on a par with North Korea or PRC.
April 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Fox News is now trying to hide,
The market's astonishing slide,
With knots in their knickers,
They've deep-sixed the tickers,
And plastered on smiles fake and wide.
#limericks #stockmarketcrash #tarriffs
The market's astonishing slide,
With knots in their knickers,
They've deep-sixed the tickers,
And plastered on smiles fake and wide.
#limericks #stockmarketcrash #tarriffs
Liberation Day's come at long last,
Prosperity's now in the past,
His henchmen and Don,
Have tanked our econ,
With actions that obvs are half-assed.
#limericks #stocks #recession
Prosperity's now in the past,
His henchmen and Don,
Have tanked our econ,
With actions that obvs are half-assed.
#limericks #stocks #recession
4-D Chess. Right, MAGA?
Stocks plunge and businesses recoil after across-the-board tariffs wapo.st/447hP80
Stocks plunge and businesses recoil after across-the-board tariffs wapo.st/447hP80
Stocks plunge and businesses recoil after across-the-board tariffs
Other countries vowed to respond after President Donald Trump imposed higher tariffs on imports from much of the world, including many U.S. allies.
wapo.st
April 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Liberation Day's come at long last,
Prosperity's now in the past,
His henchmen and Don,
Have tanked our econ,
With actions that obvs are half-assed.
#limericks #stocks #recession
Prosperity's now in the past,
His henchmen and Don,
Have tanked our econ,
With actions that obvs are half-assed.
#limericks #stocks #recession
"Tariffs, what a beautiful word,"
Once again, Trump does something absurd,
Liberation Day,
For your 401K,
Means you can watch it drop like a turd.
#limericks #liberationday #tariffs
Once again, Trump does something absurd,
Liberation Day,
For your 401K,
Means you can watch it drop like a turd.
#limericks #liberationday #tariffs
April 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
"Tariffs, what a beautiful word,"
Once again, Trump does something absurd,
Liberation Day,
For your 401K,
Means you can watch it drop like a turd.
#limericks #liberationday #tariffs
Once again, Trump does something absurd,
Liberation Day,
For your 401K,
Means you can watch it drop like a turd.
#limericks #liberationday #tariffs
Some advice if you haven't a clue,
With top secrets, what you should do,
You'd best not include,
A journalist dude,
Then say he's more stupid than you.
#limericks #signalgate #Hegseth
With top secrets, what you should do,
You'd best not include,
A journalist dude,
Then say he's more stupid than you.
#limericks #signalgate #Hegseth
From @leejamiller.bsky.social, the Trump regime is trying to blame the haplessly included journalist for its own massive screwups in SignalGate.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3Pi...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3Pi...
Trump & Co Blame Journalist For Major National Security Slip Up
YouTube video by Leeja Miller
www.youtube.com
March 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Some advice if you haven't a clue,
With top secrets, what you should do,
You'd best not include,
A journalist dude,
Then say he's more stupid than you.
#limericks #signalgate #Hegseth
With top secrets, what you should do,
You'd best not include,
A journalist dude,
Then say he's more stupid than you.
#limericks #signalgate #Hegseth
There once was a rhyme-making guy,
Who from Elon's hellhole did fly,
He's hoping to find,
His like-minded kind,
So hello to all at BlueSky.
#limericks #politics #poems
Who from Elon's hellhole did fly,
He's hoping to find,
His like-minded kind,
So hello to all at BlueSky.
#limericks #politics #poems
January 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
There once was a rhyme-making guy,
Who from Elon's hellhole did fly,
He's hoping to find,
His like-minded kind,
So hello to all at BlueSky.
#limericks #politics #poems
Who from Elon's hellhole did fly,
He's hoping to find,
His like-minded kind,
So hello to all at BlueSky.
#limericks #politics #poems